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Beaker No!/Beaker Yes! [Friday 1/12, 3rd Period]
Sam Eagle was at the front of the Danger Shop classroom looking very displeased. This expression was nearly indistinguishable from Sam’s usual expression, because Sam was made of felt.
Beaker wasn't on fireyet! He had no idea why Sam was very displeased. Maybe it was the very long legal thing that Kermit and Joe from Legal had sent? He hadn't read it.
Sam had read it. Sam had yelled a lot after reading it. “Students,” he said, “my name is Sam Eagle and I am here to teach you and prevent you from being exploded, set on fire, or otherwise maimed by my colleague.” You might not think a felt eagle could put that much disdain into the word colleague. You would be wrong.
Beaker waved and meeped. "Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep," he said in what was clearly an imitation of Sam. "Meep meep meep meep meep."
And then he held up a firecracker. And lit it. Maybe today's class was about fire safety!
“Beaker, no! We have discussed this!” Discussed was a weird word for Sam lecturing Beaker and Beaker ignoring him but okay.
"Meep meep meep?" Beaker asked, still holding the firework. Don't worry, kids, it had a long fuse because the Rule of Funny demanded that.
The Rule of Funny also demanded that Sam produce a hilariously oversized fire extinguisher from somewhere. Despite aiming it directly at Beaker and his lit firecracker somehow Sam was now covered in foam. Somehow.
“Fireworks,” the eagle-shaped pile of foam snapped, “are never to be utilized inside and should never be given to someone irresponsible!”
"Meep meep meep," Beaker said as the firecracker--of course--exploded above them and made a happy face just before the sprinklers went off.
Sam was very good at sighing heavily despite the fact that he had no lungs. “And that is why we do not handle fireworks, students!” He was glaring at Beaker as he said it. Wetly.
"Meep meep," Beaker said, waggling his hand. That's why un-fun people and eagles don't handle fireworks! He pulled out a bag filled with more fireworks. "Meep!"
There were enough for everyone! Assuming there was anyone left in this classroom.
Beaker wasn't on fire
Sam had read it. Sam had yelled a lot after reading it. “Students,” he said, “my name is Sam Eagle and I am here to teach you and prevent you from being exploded, set on fire, or otherwise maimed by my colleague.” You might not think a felt eagle could put that much disdain into the word colleague. You would be wrong.
Beaker waved and meeped. "Meep meep meep meep meep meep meep meep," he said in what was clearly an imitation of Sam. "Meep meep meep meep meep."
And then he held up a firecracker. And lit it. Maybe today's class was about fire safety!
“Beaker, no! We have discussed this!” Discussed was a weird word for Sam lecturing Beaker and Beaker ignoring him but okay.
"Meep meep meep?" Beaker asked, still holding the firework. Don't worry, kids, it had a long fuse because the Rule of Funny demanded that.
The Rule of Funny also demanded that Sam produce a hilariously oversized fire extinguisher from somewhere. Despite aiming it directly at Beaker and his lit firecracker somehow Sam was now covered in foam. Somehow.
“Fireworks,” the eagle-shaped pile of foam snapped, “are never to be utilized inside and should never be given to someone irresponsible!”
"Meep meep meep," Beaker said as the firecracker--of course--exploded above them and made a happy face just before the sprinklers went off.
Sam was very good at sighing heavily despite the fact that he had no lungs. “And that is why we do not handle fireworks, students!” He was glaring at Beaker as he said it. Wetly.
"Meep meep," Beaker said, waggling his hand. That's why un-fun people and eagles don't handle fireworks! He pulled out a bag filled with more fireworks. "Meep!"
There were enough for everyone! Assuming there was anyone left in this classroom.
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