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fandomhigh2023-10-25 09:54 am
meepmeepmeep) wrote in fandomhigh2023-10-25 09:54 am
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Rube Goldberg and You, Wednesday, October 25, 2023
Despite have a good thick handful of rewards memberships, high-interest credit cards, and an appointment to hear about a timeshare in Boca, Beaker was still being followed around by a smallish herd of TV-headed salespeople.
This sort of explained why he'd snuck into the classroom under a moving box, but it was Beaker. That could've been just a normal Wednesday.
"Meep meep meep meep meep!" he began, projecting a picture of a cartoon version of the TV-headed people onto the wall. "Meep meep meep meep meep!"
And those cartoon people were then electrocuted with a giant toaster, buried in Waffle House hashbrowns, and flung into the ocean with a giant catapult. Beaker had been spitballing ideas all night.
"Meep meep meep mee!" he said, gesturing at all of the stuff in the Danger Shop.
Go nuts, class! Prepare to meet aggressive salespeople with way too much aggression!
This sort of explained why he'd snuck into the classroom under a moving box, but it was Beaker. That could've been just a normal Wednesday.
"Meep meep meep meep meep!" he began, projecting a picture of a cartoon version of the TV-headed people onto the wall. "Meep meep meep meep meep!"
And those cartoon people were then electrocuted with a giant toaster, buried in Waffle House hashbrowns, and flung into the ocean with a giant catapult. Beaker had been spitballing ideas all night.
"Meep meep meep mee!" he said, gesturing at all of the stuff in the Danger Shop.
Go nuts, class! Prepare to meet aggressive salespeople with way too much aggression!
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