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fandomhigh2023-07-18 02:46 pm
but_mostly_america) wrote in fandomhigh2023-07-18 02:46 pm
Sam Eagle Presents WeirDONT'S: How Not To Be A Weirdo Part 2, Tuesday, 7/18
After Sam had performed a very thorough inspection of the classroom for any stray fireworks he opened the door and waited for the students to arrive.
Would class be able to continue as planned today? Only time would tell. The narrative wouldn't until it was good and ready.
"Today," Sam began at precisely the appointed time, "we shall discuss a fine American institution! Disneyland!"
"Now, it is most unfortunate that Disneyland no longer features my Salute to All Nations But Mostly America. However it is still a wholesome and not weird vacation destination for families!"
Sam nodded to himself before continuing. "Now, there are weirdos who frequent the resort. Disney adults who will dress up in costume to take pictures with oversized animals wearing clothes!"
Sam shook his head and opened his mouth but was interrupted by several small mice wearing tuxedos and carrying picket signs entering the room.
"You are interrupting!" he declared.
The mice ignored him and started chanting as they marched around the room.
"Fine! We shall discuss unions! Which are excellent and not at all weird! Does anyone here know anything of unions?"
Would class be able to continue as planned today? Only time would tell. The narrative wouldn't until it was good and ready.
"Today," Sam began at precisely the appointed time, "we shall discuss a fine American institution! Disneyland!"
"Now, it is most unfortunate that Disneyland no longer features my Salute to All Nations But Mostly America. However it is still a wholesome and not weird vacation destination for families!"
Sam nodded to himself before continuing. "Now, there are weirdos who frequent the resort. Disney adults who will dress up in costume to take pictures with oversized animals wearing clothes!"
Sam shook his head and opened his mouth but was interrupted by several small mice wearing tuxedos and carrying picket signs entering the room.
"You are interrupting!" he declared.
The mice ignored him and started chanting as they marched around the room.
"Fine! We shall discuss unions! Which are excellent and not at all weird! Does anyone here know anything of unions?"
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