Sam Eagle Presents WeirDONT'S: How Not To Be A Weirdo Part 2, Tuesday, 7/18

[but_mostly_america]

After Sam had performed a very thorough inspection of the classroom for any stray fireworks he opened the door and waited for the students to arrive.

Would class be able to continue as planned today? Only time would tell. The narrative wouldn't until it was good and ready.

"Today," Sam began at precisely the appointed time, "we shall discuss a fine American institution! Disneyland!"

"Now, it is most unfortunate that Disneyland no longer features my Salute to All Nations But Mostly America. However it is still a wholesome and not weird vacation destination for families!"

Sam nodded to himself before continuing. "Now, there are weirdos who frequent the resort. Disney adults who will dress up in costume to take pictures with oversized animals wearing clothes!"

Sam shook his head and opened his mouth but was interrupted by several small mice wearing tuxedos and carrying picket signs entering the room.

"You are interrupting!" he declared.

The mice ignored him and started chanting as they marched around the room.

"Fine! We shall discuss unions! Which are excellent and not at all weird! Does anyone here know anything of unions?"

Comments

Sign In

[but_mostly_america]

On strike!

Re: Sign In

[what_big_teeth]

Eleanor Zarrin

Re: Sign In

[beautiful_boc]

Boc the Seamster

Re: Sign In

[meepmeepmeep]

Beaker

Re: Sign In

[two_idiots_one_body]

Arthur Lester (and John Doe)

Listen to Sam

[but_mostly_america]

Not that he said much

Re: Listen to Sam

[beautiful_boc]

First, Boc had missed this class because he hadn't known he was supposed to be in it. Then, Boc missed the class because it had been canceled.

And so now there he was, finally in attendance, only to have the instructor talk about how weird it was, apparently, for large animals to wear clothes, and him! In clothes! And a seamster as well!

"Oh....dear," he murmured, hands on his head and clutching faintly at his hat as if unsure if he should remove it, lest it offend Sam's delicate sensibilities about animalistic creatures wearing clothing and such. "Oh....bother."

This was off to a horrible start, truly!

Join the strike? Leave? Ask Sam his opinion on mice?

[but_mostly_america]

Idk

Re: Join the strike? Leave? Ask Sam his opinion on mice?

[what_big_teeth]

Eleanor may be from a family of witches and werewolves, but mice in fancy dress on strike was definitely a new one for her, although at least there was the matter of the squirrels on the island to help her along with the fact that perhaps it wasn't actually too weird...by this place's standards, anyway.

Either way, she was raising her hand politely with a question.

"Excuse me," she said, "but what are they striking for?"

She was pretty sure she wanted to support them, no matter what, but it didn't seem to hurt to check first.

Re: Join the strike? Leave? Ask Sam his opinion on mice?

[two_idiots_one_body]

"What is Disneyland?" Arthur asked to start.

OOC

[but_mostly_america]

Look, my brain is in a weird place lately

Re: OOC

[hasaknightjob]

California?