fandomhigh | 20th Century Food Crimes, Friday 5/26, First Period

"If we may be so bold as to traipse into another's hollowed territory," Summer said, as class began that day, with a nod of deference over to Raiden ~~assuming he was there that week~~, "I would like to take a moment to discuss few pizza crimes of the last century."

“Summer,” Stark sighed. “Why?” Raiden, Stark was very sorry about this. Everyone else, Stark was still sorry but slightly less sorry in your directions than in Raiden’s.

"We're talking well beyond the great Pineapple debate, or pizzas without cheese or if Chicago deep dish is actually a casserole," Summer continued. "We're talking pizza with beans'--LOTTA beans this semester, apparently!--"and tuna and pear."

“Why is there a debate about pineapple? Pineapple is good. These two do not sound good.”

"Sounds can be misleading!" Summer chirped happily. "Don't knock it until you try it, right? Which we're going to do. Right now. Today. And, of course, discuss."

Because they had to put up the pretenses that there was some educational value to these classes and that they weren't just an excuse to torture people with weird ass food.

“If you have any better ideas for pizzas, please share them,” Stark said, giving the students a pleading look. “Or ways to make these two more…acceptable?”

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Was this really what pizza was like in the mid-20th century? Take a moment to appreciate just how we've come along in just the past hundred years, not to mention even before that! The teachers would be happy to defer to the expert (presumably) in the room if he had any particular pizza-related tidbits of information to drop while you decide if you can live with yourself making a pizza with these ingredients on them.

"This pear and fish pizza really smells like something," Steve said, nose wrinkling up as he stirred the sauce.

The Tony Pony would not be getting leftovers.

"It smells," Ignis remarked, following up on that, "in a way that makes me very glad that I'm at the very least not subjected to also having to see it."

If there was ever anything to make him actually feel like his loss of sight was truly a blessing, actually...it was these classes.

"The color is not really recommending it either," Steve admitted. "And we still have to add walnuts?"

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