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fandomhigh2023-05-23 09:50 am
meepmeepmeep) wrote in fandomhigh2023-05-23 09:50 am
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Very Safe Science, Tuesday, May 23
Dr. Honeydew had learned nothing from Travis' chat with him last week because Beaker was in the front of the lab today with a giant box labeled "DELICIOUS SNACKS (VERY SAFE) (NON-FLAMMABLE)."
"Meep meep meep meep meep!" Beaker said grandly, opening up the box and pulling out a giant glass container of paperclips.
"Meep meep meep mee?" Beaker muttered, tossing packing peanuts around as he found a piece of paper with, presumably, an explanation.
"Meep mee mee meep--"
Too bad you won't understand it.
"--meep meep," Beaker concluded after reading the letter aloud, then opened the glass container and put a handful of paperclips into his mouth. "Meep!" he said, sounding surprised and happy. He went back for more. "Meep meep meep me!"
Delicious edible paperclips! Who wouldn't want such a thing?
He hopped down from his stool with the paperclips, ready to hand them to everyone--because you all wanted to eat paperclips, too, right?--when his nose fell off.
"MEEP!"
He picked it up off the floor. "MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP!!!"
Today's new lesson: nose glue! Let's make some! Right now, even!
"Meep meep meep meep meep!" Beaker said grandly, opening up the box and pulling out a giant glass container of paperclips.
"Meep meep meep mee?" Beaker muttered, tossing packing peanuts around as he found a piece of paper with, presumably, an explanation.
"Meep mee mee meep--"
Too bad you won't understand it.
"--meep meep," Beaker concluded after reading the letter aloud, then opened the glass container and put a handful of paperclips into his mouth. "Meep!" he said, sounding surprised and happy. He went back for more. "Meep meep meep me!"
Delicious edible paperclips! Who wouldn't want such a thing?
He hopped down from his stool with the paperclips, ready to hand them to everyone--because you all wanted to eat paperclips, too, right?--when his nose fell off.
"MEEP!"
He picked it up off the floor. "MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP!!!"
Today's new lesson: nose glue! Let's make some! Right now, even!
Re: Watch...Whatever That Was
And then wondered if it was terrible of her to think that the paperclips could maybe be used to attach the nose? She might have to defer to the more knowledgeable people in the class on this one.