Jane Foster (
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fandomhigh2023-05-11 07:43 am
The Floor Is Lava, Thursday - Period 1
The class had been told to meet in the Danger Shop, which was set up to look like a suitably foreboding landscape, with a large chasm filled with variously sized rocky platforms, separated by variously sized gaps, with a viscous fluid down below, glowing yellow and orange. At least one of your teachers was looking pretty pleased with herself.
Make that both teachers, really. Jane was bouncing on her toes in excitement to see how this went.
"It's not really lava, don't worry," Jane said before the class could even take it all in. "It's jello."
Which was only moderately better. Especially because someone had found the setting to make it real jello. You're welcome.
"But welcome to class! The object is very simple... don't fall in."
"The last person standing wins," Cara added. "Anything short of actually harming one another goes."
"Oh! And let's try it without powers this time?" Jane suggested. Helpfully.
"We'll supervise, to...keep it fair." And not because Cara had popcorn stashed away or anything like that.
Make that both teachers, really. Jane was bouncing on her toes in excitement to see how this went.
"It's not really lava, don't worry," Jane said before the class could even take it all in. "It's jello."
Which was only moderately better. Especially because someone had found the setting to make it real jello. You're welcome.
"But welcome to class! The object is very simple... don't fall in."
"The last person standing wins," Cara added. "Anything short of actually harming one another goes."
"Oh! And let's try it without powers this time?" Jane suggested. Helpfully.
"We'll supervise, to...keep it fair." And not because Cara had popcorn stashed away or anything like that.

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"Just stick with me," Vi said confidently.
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She'd seen Vi do her roof thing before.
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"That explains your expertise in acrobatics, huh?" she asked, falling in step behind Vi.
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She shrugged as she hopped across a small gap and held her hand out for Steph. "After the undercity sank, it got built up towards topside, people adapted."
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"So if we ever visit your world --" if Vi could ever get back -- "I'm going to have to do some training first, is that what you're saying?"
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"Obviously." Steph glanced around, trying to figure out where to jump to next. "Among other --" she tilted her head slightly in Jane's direction -- "reasons. You know."
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"God, I hope so."
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"Me too," she said, wriggling her eyebrows conspiratorially.
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meta Super Mario theme playing in her head now, faintly.
"Damn, I guess I should probably go hit up the gym, see if they have a parkour setup, huh?"
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"My favorite kind of terrible, though."
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She took a second to tense for a jump and then pushed off, clearing the gap easily enough.
Too bad she didn't get her feet back under her in time to make a solid landing.
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And then she fell into the jello.
It could have been worse, so hey.
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She did, however, race across the remaining gap to finish this as quickly as possible.
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