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fandomhigh2023-05-09 09:48 am
meepmeepmeep) wrote in fandomhigh2023-05-09 09:48 am
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Totally Safe Science with Beaker, Tuesday, May 9, 2023
There was a short, felt-covered Muppet in a lab coat at the front of the Danger Shop today. He hadn't been transformed from something else, that was just how Beaker looked.
"Meep meep meep meep meep!" he proclaimed, gesturing with his hands, then holding up one finger and reaching for a piece of paper. "Meep meep mee meep mee," he began reading, looking as annoyed as a person with non-blinking eyes could look. "Meep meep meep meep meep meep--"
This went on for a while. It was a legal disclaimer disavowing the school of all liability should the participants of this class catch fire, lose limbs, gain limbs, or turn into a new element or form of matter. Someone at the School Board had Learned Some Things from last summer's class.
"--meep!" Beaker finally concluded, tossing the sheet of paper away.
So, that was all terribly clear, right, class?
He pulled himself up onto a stool so he could be seen over the lab table. "Meep meep mee!" he said, pointing to the rain outside. "Meep meep meep meep meep!" He held up an umbrella and scoffed at it. Clearly this class would be able to make a better rain deterrant than a mere umbrella!
"Meep meep meep," Beaker said, pointing to a variety of objects that could--if you squinted--be used to make some kind of rain protection machine or outfit. "Meep meep mee!"
He dramatically pushed a big red button...and now it was pouring in the classroom.
No one was really surprised, right?
"Meep meep meep meep meep!" he proclaimed, gesturing with his hands, then holding up one finger and reaching for a piece of paper. "Meep meep mee meep mee," he began reading, looking as annoyed as a person with non-blinking eyes could look. "Meep meep meep meep meep meep--"
This went on for a while. It was a legal disclaimer disavowing the school of all liability should the participants of this class catch fire, lose limbs, gain limbs, or turn into a new element or form of matter. Someone at the School Board had Learned Some Things from last summer's class.
"--meep!" Beaker finally concluded, tossing the sheet of paper away.
So, that was all terribly clear, right, class?
He pulled himself up onto a stool so he could be seen over the lab table. "Meep meep mee!" he said, pointing to the rain outside. "Meep meep meep meep meep!" He held up an umbrella and scoffed at it. Clearly this class would be able to make a better rain deterrant than a mere umbrella!
"Meep meep meep," Beaker said, pointing to a variety of objects that could--if you squinted--be used to make some kind of rain protection machine or outfit. "Meep meep mee!"
He dramatically pushed a big red button...and now it was pouring in the classroom.
No one was really surprised, right?
Re: Listen to the lecture!
definitely wasn't late signing into his first class of the summer I don't know what you're talking aboutwas at the back of the class, dressed in his FFD uniform, with a fire extinguisher and a very unimpressed look on his face.When it started raining he heaved a sigh and pulled a poncho from his pocket. He put it on, tugged the hood over his head, and then continued to sit at the ready with the fire extinguisher.
Look. He'd met Beaker, okay?