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fandomhigh2023-05-08 07:56 am
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Sam Eagle Presents WeirDONT'S: How Not To Be A Weirdo, Monday, Period Five, 5/8
Sam was standing in the front of the classroom well before any students arrived. There was an American flag prominently displayed on the wall behind him (because of course there was) and a podium decorated with patriotic bunting for him to speak from.
At precisely the scheduled beginning of the class Sam cleared his throat and began to speak.
“Welcome students to Sam Eagle Presents WeirDON’TS: How Not To Be A Weirdo. I, Sam Eagle, will be your instructor for the next 7 weeks. At the end of our time together you should be well-prepared to not be a weirdo. Perhaps some of you are already prepared. I certainly hope so! The world has far too many weirdos as it is. This island has too many weirdos. Perhaps even more than my usual workplace!”
“It is my hope,” Sam continued, leaning forward over the podium, “that all of you will become decent, wholesome, well-adjusted members of society!”
Except you, Beaker. There was no hope for you. Not even a little.
“To begin our class this week we shall introduce ourselves! Forming community is important! I would like all of you to introduce yourselves to your classmates and to me. Share an interesting fact about yourselves! An interesting and normal fact! Nothing weird. Let us begin!”
At precisely the scheduled beginning of the class Sam cleared his throat and began to speak.
“Welcome students to Sam Eagle Presents WeirDON’TS: How Not To Be A Weirdo. I, Sam Eagle, will be your instructor for the next 7 weeks. At the end of our time together you should be well-prepared to not be a weirdo. Perhaps some of you are already prepared. I certainly hope so! The world has far too many weirdos as it is. This island has too many weirdos. Perhaps even more than my usual workplace!”
“It is my hope,” Sam continued, leaning forward over the podium, “that all of you will become decent, wholesome, well-adjusted members of society!”
Except you, Beaker. There was no hope for you. Not even a little.
“To begin our class this week we shall introduce ourselves! Forming community is important! I would like all of you to introduce yourselves to your classmates and to me. Share an interesting fact about yourselves! An interesting and normal fact! Nothing weird. Let us begin!”
Re: Class Activity: Introduce Yourselves! [5/8]
"Oh, right, yes. I'm Arthur Lester. I'm a private detective."
Ignore his left hand, the one with the wooden pinkie, poking his right.
Re: Class Activity: Introduce Yourselves! [5/8]
Sam nodded approvingly. But not at the hand. The hand got a bit of a side-eye but perhaps the man was a war hero, wounded in action!
Re: Class Activity: Introduce Yourselves! [5/8]
Or that the teacher was a blue felt eagle.