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Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2023-02-09 09:32 am
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Espionage, Thursday, February 9, 2023

Anakin swooped into class with his normal flair, trying to pretend like he didn't have a koala clinging to his shoulders and riding in his hood.

But he did.

But he wouldn't admit it.

"Today we are going to learn about lying in the face of overwhelming evidence," he said. "Sometimes in espionage, you will get caught and exposed as a spy. Obviously, you cannot admit that you are working for a foreign adversary because that generally leads to immediate, generally horrible, consequences. But we're not going to start off with lying about your jobs. We'll start easier." He sighed to himself. "For example, I do not have a koala on me today."

But he did.

"You need to try to prove to me that I do."
giveittoyoursister: (So fucking earnest)

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[personal profile] giveittoyoursister 2023-02-09 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Vi
giveittoyoursister: (Wha hey?)

Re: Convince Anakin of the truth!

[personal profile] giveittoyoursister 2023-02-09 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
"What's a koala?" Vi asked, in a completely sincere tone of voice.
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[personal profile] napking 2023-02-09 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Gray
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Re: Convince Anakin of the truth!

[personal profile] napking 2023-02-09 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Gray was absolutely delighted to have Stark the koala in two of his classes in one week.

"But he's adorable!" he protested. "So fuzzy!"
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Re: Convince Anakin of the truth!

[personal profile] napking 2023-02-09 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"The koala! Did you know they can sleep for twenty hours a day? You know, like me."
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Re: Convince Anakin of the truth!

[personal profile] napking 2023-02-09 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Some days Sloth is more of a butthole than others," Gray said solemnly. Then, more normally, he mused, "I bet you could, too, if you tried really hard and put your mind to it." Mmm, bed...oh, no, he was getting sleepy just thinking about it.
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[personal profile] wildgalegirl 2023-02-09 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Charlie Gale
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[personal profile] pun_king 2023-02-09 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Graham Cracker
pun_king: (thoughtful fingers to chin)

Re: Convince Anakin of the truth!

[personal profile] pun_king 2023-02-09 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmmmm....

"Koala?" asked Graham. "Did someone say koala? I don't think I see any koalas here!"

Ah, yes, the old reverse reverse psychology! A bold strategy indeed, Cracker!
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Re: Convince Anakin of the truth!

[personal profile] wildgalegirl 2023-02-09 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Charlie turned to the person next to her. "He's got a koala on him."

Then she looked at Anakin. "Nice neck warmer."
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Re: Convince Anakin of the truth!

[personal profile] pun_king 2023-02-09 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
And then there was a moment where Graham was stumped, like he hadn't actually expected to get this far and didn't plan this far ahead.

"Erm," he offered, smartly, and then... "Then again, I' not sure I'd even recognize a koala if I saw one. Would you?"
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Re: Convince Anakin of the truth!

[personal profile] wildgalegirl 2023-02-09 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Funny little addition you've got to your coughkoalacough robe," she said admiringly.
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Re: Convince Anakin of the truth!

[personal profile] wildgalegirl 2023-02-09 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Then I think you're going to be in trouble," Charlie said.

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