Sexy Crimes, Thursday - 2nd Period

[ohvalleyofpenis]

There wasn't a teacher in the classroom and not just because one of them was currently a chipmunk. No, no. Don't be ridiculous.

Instead, there was a bowl of candy on the teacher's desk along with a note that said: Which one of you will steal all the candy first?

Because healthy competition in a heist? Always a good plan.

Look, just be glad to have a nice, easy class before the fall trip. Also? Free candy. Who didn't enjoy some free candy?

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Re: HEIST

[noonedecidesmyfate]

That was an effective technique!

"What would happen if I simply asked you for some candy?" Belle wondered. While not mentioning any activities from Tuesday. Of course. Even if the temptation to ask if the bowl were a Grail was quite strong.

Re: HEIST

[pun_king]

"Well, then," said Graham, who tilted his head to think about it for a moment, although he definitely already knew the answer. "I'd give you some, of course!"

Because what was sexier than generosity?

His hand dove into his pockets to pull out a handful of the candy for Belle and held it out to her with a grin.

"Especially," he added, unable to help himself, his grin now practically on the edge of a wink, "since you asked so bravely and all."

Clearly, his self-restraint was not nearly so strong as Belle's.

Re: HEIST

[noonedecidesmyfate]

Graham could not reasonably be expected to let such an opportunity pass him by.

Belle bowed her head in response. "I would expect nothing else of a king."

Re: HEIST

[pun_king]

Graham ducked his own head, oh-so-magnamiously, but when he lifted it again, he was grinning from ear to ear.

"I am a very generous and giving king," he said, "it's true."

Actually, he kind of thought that Arthur guy was kind of a stuffy jerk and not at all like what he wanted to be if he really was to be king, but that wasn't as much fun.