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fandomhigh2022-09-29 06:59 am
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Sexy Crimes, Thursday - 2nd Period
Class was meeting in the tavern sim because they just were, you should know better than to question it by now.
"Teamwork," Cara said, then paused with an extremely put upon expression on her face.
"Sometimes you need to do a bit of it in order to accomplish your goals," Jaskier added. "Like a heist! Oh, a heist sounds very sexy, doesn't it?"
"Yes," Cara agreed. "Though sometimes you need to carry the burden of bringing the sexy, because, well."
"Well?" Jaskier was going to be offended here, wasn't he?
Considering that Cara was going to continue to refuse to acknowledge his incongruously defined abs, probably. "Sometimes you just happen to be the sexiest one in the room. It's a curse."
"Yes, yes it is," he said with a suspicious squint. "But that is the goal in today's class! Create a team up with a classmate! And..." Oh no, activity. "Plan a heist!"
Yes, there they go.
"And make it sexy."
"Teamwork," Cara said, then paused with an extremely put upon expression on her face.
"Sometimes you need to do a bit of it in order to accomplish your goals," Jaskier added. "Like a heist! Oh, a heist sounds very sexy, doesn't it?"
"Yes," Cara agreed. "Though sometimes you need to carry the burden of bringing the sexy, because, well."
"Well?" Jaskier was going to be offended here, wasn't he?
Considering that Cara was going to continue to refuse to acknowledge his incongruously defined abs, probably. "Sometimes you just happen to be the sexiest one in the room. It's a curse."
"Yes, yes it is," he said with a suspicious squint. "But that is the goal in today's class! Create a team up with a classmate! And..." Oh no, activity. "Plan a heist!"
Yes, there they go.
"And make it sexy."
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Because he'd seen that one movie!
A few times now, actually!
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Maybe even three times! He couldn't quite remember.
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"But I've never been on an actual heist. It does seem exciting. What should we be stealing do you think?"
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"Well," said Graham, after thinking about it for a moment and looking around, "we are in a tavern. Maybe we could steal some ale! We should probably avoid any pickpocketing scams, though; some goblins tried that in my DnD campaign and it did not work out very well for them!"
Actually, no one had even been injured (unless you counted their pride) except Jo's character getting stabbed in the hand, so it kind of worked out pretty well for everyone involved...
Well, maybe not the tavern that almost got burned down as a distraction...
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"Oh, ale could be simple enough." Except neither one of them was likely to be able to carry full casks, were they? Minor detail. "And plentiful."
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Heists were easy when you had a Cloak of Holding!
"And sexy," he offered smartly, because that was one of the parameters they'd been given.
"So I guess now we just have to figure out how. We'll probably need a distraction..."
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