Sexy Crimes, Thursday - 2nd Period

[ohvalleyofpenis]

Class was meeting in the tavern sim because they just were, you should know better than to question it by now.

"Teamwork," Cara said, then paused with an extremely put upon expression on her face.

"Sometimes you need to do a bit of it in order to accomplish your goals," Jaskier added. "Like a heist! Oh, a heist sounds very sexy, doesn't it?"

"Yes," Cara agreed. "Though sometimes you need to carry the burden of bringing the sexy, because, well."

"Well?" Jaskier was going to be offended here, wasn't he?

Considering that Cara was going to continue to refuse to acknowledge his incongruously defined abs, probably. "Sometimes you just happen to be the sexiest one in the room. It's a curse."

"Yes, yes it is," he said with a suspicious squint. "But that is the goal in today's class! Create a team up with a classmate! And..." Oh no, activity. "Plan a heist!"

Yes, there they go.

"And make it sexy."

Comments

Re: Form A Team!

[noonedecidesmyfate]

Sometimes you needed to commit a little arson to save yourselves!

"Oh, ale could be simple enough." Except neither one of them was likely to be able to carry full casks, were they? Minor detail. "And plentiful."

Re: Form A Team!

[pun_king]

Sure they could! Graham could just put them into his pockets!

Heists were easy when you had a Cloak of Holding!

"And sexy," he offered smartly, because that was one of the parameters they'd been given.

"So I guess now we just have to figure out how. We'll probably need a distraction..."

Re: Form A Team!

[noonedecidesmyfate]

"And sexy," Belle agreed, smiling a little. "Perhaps one of us could distract the barkeep and the other sneak behind the bar? Or perhaps there is a cellar or a storeroom that might be less obvious?"