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fandomhigh2006-04-20 06:53 am
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School Announcements, April 20
Once again, the announcements are ridiculously prompt. Early, even. When the PA system switches on, squeaky rodent voices can be heard in the background exclaiming, "Arrrrrrrrrgh! Aaaaaaaaaaargh! 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 2089986280348253421170679821480865132823! Avast, mateys!"
"Good morning." Zordon sounds disgusted, actually. "On this day in 1912, Fenway Park in Boston opened. It is still open. No, the Green Monster is not a literal monster."
"Actually, Zordon . . ."
"Shhhh, Alpha! Thanks to everyone who helped chase down errant plumbing yesterday. We believe the problem has been resolved, but there may still be a handful of rogue toilets hiding somewhere, so the handle-jiggling request remains in effect. In addition, we have an incursion of pirats today. Yes, pirats. If you encounter any eyepatch-wearing rodents who start rambling, do not be alarmed as they are only reciting to you the digits of pi. If any of them get carried away, a stealthy retreat would be the best course of action. Pi has, after all, been calculated past 1,200,000,000,000 decimal places and that will take a long time to recite. Thank you."
[OOC: Pirats courtesy of![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
bugofjustice.]
"Good morning." Zordon sounds disgusted, actually. "On this day in 1912, Fenway Park in Boston opened. It is still open. No, the Green Monster is not a literal monster."
"Actually, Zordon . . ."
"Shhhh, Alpha! Thanks to everyone who helped chase down errant plumbing yesterday. We believe the problem has been resolved, but there may still be a handful of rogue toilets hiding somewhere, so the handle-jiggling request remains in effect. In addition, we have an incursion of pirats today. Yes, pirats. If you encounter any eyepatch-wearing rodents who start rambling, do not be alarmed as they are only reciting to you the digits of pi. If any of them get carried away, a stealthy retreat would be the best course of action. Pi has, after all, been calculated past 1,200,000,000,000 decimal places and that will take a long time to recite. Thank you."
[OOC: Pirats courtesy of
bugofjustice.]
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