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Cupcakes, Friday 8/12. 2nd period
“Hopefully no live animals in the box this week,” Stark said, eyeing the box of ingredients warily once everyone had arrived in the classroom. “It doesn’t seem to be moving, at least.” He tapped the box with one finger, hesitantly, then gave a small, satisfied nod when no noises came from within.
“Only two classes left, counting today, so today we’ll be working with brown ingredients. Maybe even the brown things I meant for us to have today.” Stark lived in hope, somehow.
“Oh, good, this is meant to be here,” he said, pulling out some salted caramel. “Caramel is a good choice. Potatoes...are not so good. But not terrible. That may be fine? I don’t know. Oh. Maple syrup. That’s fine. Very sweet. And there’s cinnamon and I like that too. Maybe you could mix them?”
Maybe the potatoes were an aberration and this basket would be fine! Or… “Why are there mushrooms? Those don’t go in dessert,” Stark said with a sigh and a despairing look at Summerassuming she was there. “Neither do these mushrooms!. Please don’t use mushrooms.” Summer.
“What else is here…” Stark frowned at the box before peering back in to it. “Peanut butter! Much better. And chocolate. This is good. Much better. And Nutella is good as well. But then I always like chocolate.” Try to contain your collective shock, students.
“And we have cashews. I suppose that’s find, and almonds which are also fine. Pretzels could be fine, too. I think. And I have something called cookie butter? That sounds promising at least. But the pine nuts seem less promising. And…chickpeas?”
Stark sighed and shook his head before tipping the box over and giving it a good shake in case anything else was in there. “That seems to be everything. I think. I hope.”
He was going to judge you if you used those mushrooms. He might be willing to allow the potatoes. Maybe.
“Only two classes left, counting today, so today we’ll be working with brown ingredients. Maybe even the brown things I meant for us to have today.” Stark lived in hope, somehow.
“Oh, good, this is meant to be here,” he said, pulling out some salted caramel. “Caramel is a good choice. Potatoes...are not so good. But not terrible. That may be fine? I don’t know. Oh. Maple syrup. That’s fine. Very sweet. And there’s cinnamon and I like that too. Maybe you could mix them?”
Maybe the potatoes were an aberration and this basket would be fine! Or… “Why are there mushrooms? Those don’t go in dessert,” Stark said with a sigh and a despairing look at Summer
“What else is here…” Stark frowned at the box before peering back in to it. “Peanut butter! Much better. And chocolate. This is good. Much better. And Nutella is good as well. But then I always like chocolate.” Try to contain your collective shock, students.
“And we have cashews. I suppose that’s find, and almonds which are also fine. Pretzels could be fine, too. I think. And I have something called cookie butter? That sounds promising at least. But the pine nuts seem less promising. And…chickpeas?”
Stark sighed and shook his head before tipping the box over and giving it a good shake in case anything else was in there. “That seems to be everything. I think. I hope.”
He was going to judge you if you used those mushrooms. He might be willing to allow the potatoes. Maybe.
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