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fandomhigh2022-07-12 10:36 am
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Extremely Unsafe Science With Beaker, Tuesday, July 12, 2022
When the students arrived in the Danger Shop, they would find Beaker behind lab table and a small, furry weasel in glasses, a suit, and a tie standing next to him.
Before Beaker could open his mouth, the weasel began to speak. "I'm Joe from Legal," he began, adjusting his glasses, "here to assure you that Mr. Beaker is not in breach of his teaching contract for getting so distracted by fireworks last week than he neglected to show up for class. ALLEGEDLY."
Using "allegedly" made him a real lawyer. Everyone knew that.
Beaker nodded emphatically, then pulled out an absolutely enormous number of fireworks from under the table.
"The school would like to remind you that in signing up for this class you have waived the right to sue for loss or gaining of limbs, minor or major smoke inhalation, and turning into animals, minerals or vegetables for any duration of time. You are also solely responsible for any mistakes you may make to the space-time continuum," Joe from Legal rattled off, shoving a bunch of papers towards Beaker. "Sign here."
Beaker put the fireworks down on the table--how was one of them lit already?--and signed.
"Hold onto your legal briefs, kids!" Joe said, throwing his head back and laughing uproariously at his own joke before racing out of the room just in time for the firework to explode against the Danger Shop ceiling.
"MEEP!" Beaker said, clapping excitedly. "Meep meep meep?"
Who else wanted to make things explode? All of you, right?
Before Beaker could open his mouth, the weasel began to speak. "I'm Joe from Legal," he began, adjusting his glasses, "here to assure you that Mr. Beaker is not in breach of his teaching contract for getting so distracted by fireworks last week than he neglected to show up for class. ALLEGEDLY."
Using "allegedly" made him a real lawyer. Everyone knew that.
Beaker nodded emphatically, then pulled out an absolutely enormous number of fireworks from under the table.
"The school would like to remind you that in signing up for this class you have waived the right to sue for loss or gaining of limbs, minor or major smoke inhalation, and turning into animals, minerals or vegetables for any duration of time. You are also solely responsible for any mistakes you may make to the space-time continuum," Joe from Legal rattled off, shoving a bunch of papers towards Beaker. "Sign here."
Beaker put the fireworks down on the table--how was one of them lit already?--and signed.
"Hold onto your legal briefs, kids!" Joe said, throwing his head back and laughing uproariously at his own joke before racing out of the room just in time for the firework to explode against the Danger Shop ceiling.
"MEEP!" Beaker said, clapping excitedly. "Meep meep meep?"
Who else wanted to make things explode? All of you, right?
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