Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, June 29, 2022

[sith_happened]

The Shed of Holding was back in the center of the park, so clearly that was a terrible sign. Anakin also looked very pleased with himself, so...run.

Ohhhh, too late.

"Today we have more obstacles to overcome!" Anakin said through the microphone and seriously, someone take away his access to British television shows. "Listen for your name and you cannot use powers today for any of the events. You can, however, take suggestions from your teammates!"

TEAM CANADIUM
Sakaki
Steph
Alara
Steve M
Goose
Eddie

TEAM LIKE AMERICANS BUT BETTER
Steve R
Jo
Diego
Cara
Lana
Graham

TEAM BEAVER PRIDE
Jon
Belle
Stark
Tahiri
Vi
Watts

THE EH TEAM
Buck
Guillermo
Will
Five
Libby
Summer

Comments

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[apocalypsehow]

"Aren't you upset it doesn't fit your low rent Ratman aesthetic?"

So much brotherly love.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[knife_bender]

"Hey, I wear colors now." Sometimes. Thanks, 1963. "Afraid the shirt doesn't match your knee socks?"

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[apocalypsehow]

"Oh, ha ha." He was going to dress like an old retiree who moved to Florida.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[knife_bender]

And you'll get made fun of for that! There was no escape.

"I hope you put sunscreen on otherwise you're gonna end up with the weirdest tan lines." Just the knees. It was like an inverse farmer's tan. A schoolboy tan.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[apocalypsehow]

"Did you bring sunscreen or are you just testing me?" Five asked with an eyeroll.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[knife_bender]

"Pfft, do I look like someone who wears sunscreen?" He wasn't some pasty boy whose birth mother was from Ireland, thank you.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[apocalypsehow]

"You look more like a homeless person with that hair. But I see your point," Five replied oh so kindly.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[knife_bender]

"My hair is great," Diego said. "It's era-appropriate."

The era in question being...60 years ago. He hadn't had time to get his hair cut yet!

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[apocalypsehow]

"And what era was that again?"

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[knife_bender]

"Shut up. I've been busy." Very busy for someone who worked one day a week. "...and Annie likes it."

Gross.

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[apocalypsehow]

It would take the mockery of a sentient cube to get him to cut his hair, wouldn't it?

"Gross."

Re: Voluntolds, Come on Down!

[knife_bender]

"Your face is...gross." Great comeback. Truly Luther Hargreeves level of wit.