Extremely Safe Science With Beaker, Friday, May 13, 2022

[meepmeepmeep]

Someone in the administration had insisted--strenuously--that Beaker have his class in the Danger Shop (something about insurance and liability and fire suppression systems), so welcome to the Danger Shop, everyone!

Beaker was wearing his lab coat and standing in front of the classroom, looking extremely nervous. This was his default expression, so don't read too much into it.

"Meep meep meep," he began as everyone found a chair. "Meep meep meep--" he gestured expansively with his arm, "--meep meep meep mee!"

Everyone get that? No?

"Meep," he said, moving around to the other side of the lab table and picking up a beaker of a clear liquid. "Meep meep meep meep meep!"

Then he picked up a huge piece of sodium with tongs. So...hopefully people who recognized that were stepping back a bit.

"Meep meep mee--" he said, tipping it into the beaker of water.

Explosion.

"MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Don't worry, the fire suppression system would kick on in a second, plus there was a very wise firefighter in the classroom.

Comments

OOC

[meepmeepmeep]

World's longest week.

Re: OOC

[what_the_shock]

I took chemistry for science majors in a summer class with an awesome professor who liked to demonstrate things.

"So if I take this sodium...Hm. That's a bigger piece than I wanted. ...Eh, we're a small class, they'll never notice if we blow up." *drops it in water*