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Cara ([personal profile] wrongkindofsith) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2022-04-07 10:27 pm
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ALL PUNCH, Thursday, Period 3

The class was back in the trusty, reliable inn simulation. "It's possible that some of you are processing some feelings after last weekend." Like relief you hadn't had a child with your co-teacher. "Punching can help with that."

Punching and repression, two great tastes...

Jaskier just sneezed because someone shoved him into a pond. And he was such a delicate flower. "So much needs to be repressed from it," he agreed. "I usually suggest alcohol, personally."

Jaskier, no.

"Luckily, you can even combine the two."

CARA, NO.

"You can!" Jaskier agreed. But hopefully it was because he was on cold medicines.

Spoilers: it wasn't.

These were the teachers, folks. These two right here.

Cara would have you know she was a paragon of educational excellence compared to some of the teachers when she was a student here. "In case you haven't figured it out already, it's time for a barfight."

With that, Jaskier shamelessly slunk behind the bat to hide as an NPC tavern goer hurled a chair.