http://overlord-zordon.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] overlord-zordon.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-04-17 07:05 am
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School Announcements, April 17

The announcements are early with a vengeance today to make up for their total lack on Friday.

"Good morning, everyone, and I hope you had a happy Easter. In the interest of health and sanitation, please make sure to retrieve any and all weetiny Easter eggs you may find lying around before the weather warms up. As soon as possible would be best, as there is a vague possibility that a small handful of them might hatch into weetiny dinosaurs, in which case please report them to Doctor Oliver promptly."

"Ay-yi-yi, Zordon, that's not funny!"

"Shhh, Alpha. The following teenagers with attitude will report to the Command Center at some point today: Walter Dornez. Finally, this morning's video feeds indicate that the skeleton from the science wing has gotten loose and is now walking around in search of clothes and cigarettes. Please keep your dorm room doors locked, and bear in mind that this skeleton's original owner did succumb to lung cancer. And this concludes your obligatory Power Rangers PSA for the week. Thank you."

[[Walking skeleton courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] cameronmitchell and will be around at least through Wednesday. [livejournal.com profile] walter_n_wires, office hours will be going up later today but will be slowplay if any until evening.]]