Steve Rogers (
heroic_jawline) wrote in
fandomhigh2022-01-26 10:11 am
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Bakineering, Wednesday, January 26, 2022
Well, kids, today you had blow torches, so that could only end in awesome. Or someone on fire. Which would still be awesome, albeit in a traumatizing way.
"Today we're going to make edible volcanoes!" Steve said excitedly. "Tony will explain the science part."
"Baking soda and vinegar is the classic way to make a volcano that won't actually burn anything," Tony said. "And since we already have the blow torches out, we thought it might be safer to stick with that one."
Also, the school got weird about making real volcanoes.
You graduate more than one supervillain and the school board gets a little squeamish. Go figure.
"Your volcano has to be at least three feet tall and made out of cake, meringue, and ice cream," Steve said. "Plus have a hole for the baking soda and vinegar stuff."
"We suggest a thick layer of meringue," Tony said helpfully. "The main stipulation is that the eruption must work, okay?"
"And that the ice cream doesn't melt," Steve added. "We've left out a couple of recipes for cake, ice cream and meringues--" but tried none of them because your teachers were terrible cooks, "--and your bots will be out in a second to assist you!"
Several of them had a little chef hats on. It was adorable.
"Today we're going to make edible volcanoes!" Steve said excitedly. "Tony will explain the science part."
"Baking soda and vinegar is the classic way to make a volcano that won't actually burn anything," Tony said. "And since we already have the blow torches out, we thought it might be safer to stick with that one."
Also, the school got weird about making real volcanoes.
You graduate more than one supervillain and the school board gets a little squeamish. Go figure.
"Your volcano has to be at least three feet tall and made out of cake, meringue, and ice cream," Steve said. "Plus have a hole for the baking soda and vinegar stuff."
"We suggest a thick layer of meringue," Tony said helpfully. "The main stipulation is that the eruption must work, okay?"
"And that the ice cream doesn't melt," Steve added. "We've left out a couple of recipes for cake, ice cream and meringues--" but tried none of them because your teachers were terrible cooks, "--and your bots will be out in a second to assist you!"
Several of them had a little chef hats on. It was adorable.

Talk to Steve and Tony