Julian Alfred Pankratz (
ohvalleyofpenis) wrote in
fandomhigh2022-01-13 07:06 am
ALL PUNCH, Thursday, Period 3
The class was once again back in that simulated tavern with one teacher looking a bit edgy as he looked around. Almost like he knew an impending disaster when he saw one. Call it a sixth sense that was finely honed and often ignored.
"So, you all survived Cara's judgement," Jaskier said. "Congratulations, better men have failed, I'm sure."
"If they were better they wouldn't have failed," Cara, who definitely seemed far too pleased with herself, said. "But now that I'm satisfied you're not going to break your fingers on someone else's face, it's time to put you through your paces."
Was Jaskier shuffling a little to hide behind Cara? You're damn right he was. "And nothing says that quite like a bar fight!"
NPCakin flew gracefully through the air to crash into the casks behind the bar. Cara clapped her hands together. "Let's see how you handle yourselves."
"So, you all survived Cara's judgement," Jaskier said. "Congratulations, better men have failed, I'm sure."
"If they were better they wouldn't have failed," Cara, who definitely seemed far too pleased with herself, said. "But now that I'm satisfied you're not going to break your fingers on someone else's face, it's time to put you through your paces."
Was Jaskier shuffling a little to hide behind Cara? You're damn right he was. "And nothing says that quite like a bar fight!"
NPCakin flew gracefully through the air to crash into the casks behind the bar. Cara clapped her hands together. "Let's see how you handle yourselves."

Re: BAR FIGHT!
"Thanks," she said, taking in the bottle and the person screaming about their wrist. "Appreciate that."
Re: BAR FIGHT!