ALL PUNCH, Thursday, Period 3

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The class was once again back in that simulated tavern with one teacher looking a bit edgy as he looked around. Almost like he knew an impending disaster when he saw one. Call it a sixth sense that was finely honed and often ignored.

"So, you all survived Cara's judgement," Jaskier said. "Congratulations, better men have failed, I'm sure."

"If they were better they wouldn't have failed," Cara, who definitely seemed far too pleased with herself, said. "But now that I'm satisfied you're not going to break your fingers on someone else's face, it's time to put you through your paces."

Was Jaskier shuffling a little to hide behind Cara? You're damn right he was. "And nothing says that quite like a bar fight!"

NPCakin flew gracefully through the air to crash into the casks behind the bar. Cara clapped her hands together. "Let's see how you handle yourselves."

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BAR FIGHT!

[ohvalleyofpenis]

Where NPC bar patrons will be attacking you for... alcohol based reasons. It was a bar fight, after all.

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Vander had been very good at stopping bar fights before they even started, Vi hadn't ever actually been in one before. Back alley fights and prison brawls on the other hand...

As she circled the edge of the scrum, she kept an eye out for anyone who looked like the type to go for a shiv.

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Illyana had.... poor memories of men taller than her, reaching for her like this.

She snapped into action, grabbing a chair and smashing it into the face of the nearest inebriated man, darting past him to scoop up the broken chair legs and start using them as weapons. No teleporting, no magic; just Illyana, her combat training, and her inner rage and heartbreak let loose.

Anyone who watched her for more than a few moments might realize she was methodically taking out the higher-risk targets, putting herself in between them and her classmates who had their backs turned. Although she was definitely causing more damage and pain (were these real people) than strictly necessary.

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Vi had noticed that. Which meant she also noticed the asshole who'd decided that broken bottle beat chair leg coming up behind Illyana.

There was a very unpleasant crunching noise as Vi's boot came down on their wrist and she kicked the bottle away.

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Illyan heard the crunching and whirled around, ready to take on whomever made that terrible noise, but pulled her strike the second she realized it was Vi and not yet another drunk patron.

"Thanks," she said, taking in the bottle and the person screaming about their wrist. "Appreciate that."

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"Gotta have each other's backs." And maybe Vi sounded far too happy when outside the Danger Shop she would've just broken someone's wrist, but it had been a long time since she'd been in fight where that'd been true.

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Alara had never been in a bar fight before so it took her a bit of getting used to dodging and swerving blows but then she found she was pretty good at using her natural strength to throw people across the room so once she figured that out she was pretty good at defending herself.

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One was definitely hiding behind the other for safety.

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Mmmm. Coffee.