sword_chocobro: (lifted arm)
Gladiolus Amicitia ([personal profile] sword_chocobro) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2021-11-05 08:40 am

How to Be A Chocobro; Friday, First Period [11/05].

There had actually been a really great lesson planned for that day, and maybe it was because they'd been trying to avoid the Danger Shop because of the whole chocobo problem, or what, but it seemed that the Danger Shop had a very, very different idea of what the class would be doing that day.

Well thought-out, complex team building exercises that would enrich everyone's experience and get the class to grow together as a group?

Nope! Sorry! You just got a room full of chocobos. And it somehow just kept filling with chocobos. To the point where even Prompto had to admit that this was waaaaay too many chocobos.

And since Gladio was the one that could be seen the easiest over the heads of all these crowding giant riding birds, he was going to go ahead and call out to the students as they came in, "Hey, guys! As you can see, the Danger Shop seems to be back on its choco-glitch bullshit! Prompto is...trying to make his way to the controls to figure out how to cull them back a little bit, Ignis is working on something with some gyshal greens to lure them somewhere where we might actually have some room, but....it's not promising! So that's what we're doing today! Get on in here and see if you can figure out exactly where all these chocobos might be coming from, what we can do to get them under control, or anything else that might be helpful! It's not every day you'll be stuffed into a room with too many chocobos, but, hey, if you ever are? Maybe we'll all learn something here that'll be helpful!"

In a way, maybe, it still could be a very helpful team building experience, right?
chef_chocobro: (bro bump with gladdy)

Talk to the Teachers - Chocobro, 11/05.

[personal profile] chef_chocobro 2021-11-05 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Although you will have to find them first...
hashtag_chocobro: (laying in the snow)

Re: Talk to the Teachers - Chocobro, 11/05.

[personal profile] hashtag_chocobro 2021-11-05 01:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Prompto was trying to make it to the controls to fix this, but the chocobos were not making it easier for him and he at one point definitely got stampeded and was now lying on the floor, thinking that a chocobo pile was not as nice as a puppy pile, no matter how much he loved chocobos, and it would just figure, wouldn't it, that he has a presumably still good date for a change, only to be crushed to death by his beloved chocobos the very next day....

....except, you know, Danger Shop, so no actual being crushed to death, but just let him have his dramatic moment, okay?
chef_chocobro: ((emote) facepalm)

Re: Talk to the Teachers - Chocobro, 11/05.

[personal profile] chef_chocobro 2021-11-05 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
While Ignis was managing to make some headway toward the door with the use of some gyshal greens for the chocobos, he was quickly running out of them and with the way the danger shop was misfiring, he was pretty sure that if he tried to get more of the greens, then it would only result in more chocobos instead.

It was, truly, a conundrum.