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fandomhigh2021-11-03 12:35 pm
tellmehowstuffworks) wrote in fandomhigh2021-11-03 12:35 pm
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The Modern World & You, Wednesday Second Period
"Did you know," Yennefer asked the class, "that in this reality you don't have to cook food if you don't want to?" Pay no mind to the fact that your teachers look like they've never cooked anything in their lives anyway.
Well, they might have burned a thing over a campfire once. Maybe.
But mostly no.
"There is an application on your phone that can have food brought directly to you," Jaskier informed the class.. "which feels likes it's own sort of domestic magic."
"You don't even have to go to a tavern or retain your own servants!" Yennefer marveled. She held up her phone. "Here is how it works. You simply download the application, find the food you want to eat, select it, pay for it with the fake internet money, and then someone brings it to you!" Amazing. Also, not the most helpful tutorial in human history.
"Let's order from The Perk, shall we?" Because clearly that was on Doordash here, right?
"Yes, let's," Yennefer said. Because someone surely had nothing better to do than climb the stairs to bring them all coffees. "Don't forget to tip."
Well, they might have burned a thing over a campfire once. Maybe.
But mostly no.
"There is an application on your phone that can have food brought directly to you," Jaskier informed the class.. "which feels likes it's own sort of domestic magic."
"You don't even have to go to a tavern or retain your own servants!" Yennefer marveled. She held up her phone. "Here is how it works. You simply download the application, find the food you want to eat, select it, pay for it with the fake internet money, and then someone brings it to you!" Amazing. Also, not the most helpful tutorial in human history.
"Let's order from The Perk, shall we?" Because clearly that was on Doordash here, right?
"Yes, let's," Yennefer said. Because someone surely had nothing better to do than climb the stairs to bring them all coffees. "Don't forget to tip."
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During the Lecture
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She was getting a lot better about using apps on her phone and she did in fact now have her own debit card so she was discovering how easy it was to actually order things. She also left quite a generous tip.
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She was ordering tea. Of course.
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Sadly not a euphemism.