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fandomhigh2021-11-01 04:12 am
died8yearsago) wrote in fandomhigh2021-11-01 04:12 am
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Badass Bitch Survival Guide; Monday, Second Period [11/01].
It was a good ten minutes before Rosa finally came into the classroom, striding in with purpose and large cooler in her hands, which she set on the desk at the front of the room loudly. Then, always one for a dramatic entrance when the moment called for it, flipped the lid off, sent it flying and clattering to the floor, and then reached her hand into the mass of jello that was inside and yanked out the Badass Bitch hatchet that was still inside.
She lifted both the hatchet and her eyebrow.
"Guess I win this year," she said, then smacked the business end of the hatchet into the desk again, which was...slightly dulled by the jello still clinging to it.
She shook her hand, which dislodged some of the jello now clinging to her arm, before grabbing a towel to do a more effective job. "At least one of you managed to at least get something," she said, "even if that means the best bitch in this group is still a Fake Ass Bitch. That's fine. That just means we have a lot of work to do because the moose kind of screwed you all over with the first month of this class.
"But for now, it's tradition that the day after the Heist, we watch highlights from the security footage around the office. And there's a bunch of cheap Halloween candy I picked up at Turtle & Canary for you, too, even if I'm not sure you really deserve it."
Which was why most (but not all! Rosa wasn't a complete tyrant, you guys!) of it was absolutely Thanksgiving Dinner flavored candy corn.
It was definitely a thing now.
She lifted both the hatchet and her eyebrow.
"Guess I win this year," she said, then smacked the business end of the hatchet into the desk again, which was...slightly dulled by the jello still clinging to it.
She shook her hand, which dislodged some of the jello now clinging to her arm, before grabbing a towel to do a more effective job. "At least one of you managed to at least get something," she said, "even if that means the best bitch in this group is still a Fake Ass Bitch. That's fine. That just means we have a lot of work to do because the moose kind of screwed you all over with the first month of this class.
"But for now, it's tradition that the day after the Heist, we watch highlights from the security footage around the office. And there's a bunch of cheap Halloween candy I picked up at Turtle & Canary for you, too, even if I'm not sure you really deserve it."
Which was why most (but not all! Rosa wasn't a complete tyrant, you guys!) of it was absolutely Thanksgiving Dinner flavored candy corn.
It was definitely a thing now.
Re: Highlight Reel - BABSG, 11/01.