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fandomhigh2021-10-28 09:25 am
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Bardic Inspiration 2: the Bardening, Thursday, Period 2
Jaskier was not a delicate flower today. Well, not literally. Cara seemed almost disappointed.
"Well, things have returned to normal for me!" Jaskier said even if he was still a little twitchy about it. "Which means no movie day here."
Oh god, he had the lute again.
He was much more pleasant to be around when he didn't have opposable thumbs. "Instead we're going to talk money," Cara said before he could burst into song or something. "And how much you won't make as a bard.'"
"Cruelly put, but honest," Jaskier admitted. "The life of a musician is a hard one without a patron or savings to fall back upon. So, let us take this as a chance to give you forewarning on the subject matter."
"Otherwise you may be forced to eat your lute." Odd how Cara could make that sound like a threat.
"...that is a possibility," Jaskier said slowly. "But instead, let's discuss ways to keep your musical dream alive... on a budget."
Spoiler, many of these ways involved work in the service industry.
"Well, things have returned to normal for me!" Jaskier said even if he was still a little twitchy about it. "Which means no movie day here."
Oh god, he had the lute again.
He was much more pleasant to be around when he didn't have opposable thumbs. "Instead we're going to talk money," Cara said before he could burst into song or something. "And how much you won't make as a bard.'"
"Cruelly put, but honest," Jaskier admitted. "The life of a musician is a hard one without a patron or savings to fall back upon. So, let us take this as a chance to give you forewarning on the subject matter."
"Otherwise you may be forced to eat your lute." Odd how Cara could make that sound like a threat.
"...that is a possibility," Jaskier said slowly. "But instead, let's discuss ways to keep your musical dream alive... on a budget."
Spoiler, many of these ways involved work in the service industry.
Discuss!