Julian Alfred Pankratz (
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fandomhigh2021-10-27 09:45 am
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The Modern World & You, Wednesday Second Period
Class was back in session this week. Last week, one teacher had been a plant and the other couldn't be bothered to deal with that. But this week... they had a movie. Because being a plant was very weird and Jaskier was recovering.
"Welcome back," Jaskier said, still side-eyeing his co-teacher because maybe the plant thing had been her doing. Maybe.
Yennefer had no idea what he was talking about. Okay, maybe she did. But he had been much quieter as a plant. "Today we will be watching a film about what it is like to be a modern teenager." Apparently the movie was twenty-six years old, but Yen and Jaskier were from a time when things hadn't changed as quickly, and she was reasonably certain she'd seen that yellow skirt in a shop window just last week, so it should be very applicable. Right? "You can observe how these teens interact with technology and apply it to your own lives." Oh. Oh, no.
"And how important fashion is for whatever time period you may find yourself in," Jaskier added. "Lest people think you're from a Renaissance Fair."
The face he was making? That was the face of someone who'd definitely gotten that reaction.
"Not that that has ever happened to us," Yennefer blatantly lied. "Please enjoy the film." As soon as she figured out which button to press on the remote. You would think she would have the hang of this by now...ah, there it was.
"Welcome back," Jaskier said, still side-eyeing his co-teacher because maybe the plant thing had been her doing. Maybe.
Yennefer had no idea what he was talking about. Okay, maybe she did. But he had been much quieter as a plant. "Today we will be watching a film about what it is like to be a modern teenager." Apparently the movie was twenty-six years old, but Yen and Jaskier were from a time when things hadn't changed as quickly, and she was reasonably certain she'd seen that yellow skirt in a shop window just last week, so it should be very applicable. Right? "You can observe how these teens interact with technology and apply it to your own lives." Oh. Oh, no.
"And how important fashion is for whatever time period you may find yourself in," Jaskier added. "Lest people think you're from a Renaissance Fair."
The face he was making? That was the face of someone who'd definitely gotten that reaction.
"Not that that has ever happened to us," Yennefer blatantly lied. "Please enjoy the film." As soon as she figured out which button to press on the remote. You would think she would have the hang of this by now...ah, there it was.

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