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fandomhigh2021-10-25 04:26 am
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Badass Bitch Survival Guide; Monday, Second Period [10/25].
Rosa was standing in front of a large map hanging over the board at the start of class, and she wasted no time in getting started once everyone was there.
"This," she announced, whacking the map with a long pointer stick, "is a map of the teachers' offices here at the school. This," the pointer smacked on a stack of papers on the desk, "is a list of names that correspond with those offices. And this," she set down the pointer and instead hefted up a very shiny hatchet that had been sitting next to the papers, "is the Badass Bitch Survival Guide's Badass Bitch axe."
What did all of these have to do with each other?
Give her a second, she was getting to it!
"And next Sunday is Halloween, which means it's time for our Annual Badass Bitch Halloween Heist. Usually, this class up to this point is used to train you all in preparation for this event, but, obviously, things got a little screwed up and we didn't have as much time as we usually do. So hopefully you don't all screw it up too badly. But basically, what this is, is a chance for you to use your skills, to work with each other, to work against each other, and generally be badass to try to be the one who has this," she hefted up the hatchet again, "in your possession by class next week. Pretty simple, right?
"Maybe.
"You see, this hatchet will be hidden in one of these," the blunt side of the axe tapped on the map again, "offices. It's your job to not only figure out which one, but to also secure the axe and manage to keep it until after Halloween. Many of the teachers have converted their offices into little traps, puzzles, and other challenges for you to face in your quest to find the hatchet, so you have to be careful, you have to be smart, you have to be sneaky, and you have to be badass."
With that, she dramatically swung the axe so that it thunked into the wood of the desk.
Don't worry about it; she'll pay for it.
"Everything officially starts at midnight tonight. You can work together, but just remember that only one person can claim the title, so together can only get you so far. You can use the class period today to strategize with your classmates if you want, or to ask me any questions involving the heist, or make your own strategies, or if you feel you're better off planning outside of the classroom right now, then go do that. I expect at least one of you to walk in here next week victorious."
And if not? She was definitely blaming that on having lost a whole month of working with these students and blaming it 100% on Summer Smith.
"Don't disappoint me."
[[ the BABHH 2021 Master Post to keep track of all shenanigans and happenings can be found here! This will be your one-stop shop for all questions, check-ins, changes, thoughts, ideas, etc, etc, etc! ]]
"This," she announced, whacking the map with a long pointer stick, "is a map of the teachers' offices here at the school. This," the pointer smacked on a stack of papers on the desk, "is a list of names that correspond with those offices. And this," she set down the pointer and instead hefted up a very shiny hatchet that had been sitting next to the papers, "is the Badass Bitch Survival Guide's Badass Bitch axe."
What did all of these have to do with each other?
Give her a second, she was getting to it!
"And next Sunday is Halloween, which means it's time for our Annual Badass Bitch Halloween Heist. Usually, this class up to this point is used to train you all in preparation for this event, but, obviously, things got a little screwed up and we didn't have as much time as we usually do. So hopefully you don't all screw it up too badly. But basically, what this is, is a chance for you to use your skills, to work with each other, to work against each other, and generally be badass to try to be the one who has this," she hefted up the hatchet again, "in your possession by class next week. Pretty simple, right?
"Maybe.
"You see, this hatchet will be hidden in one of these," the blunt side of the axe tapped on the map again, "offices. It's your job to not only figure out which one, but to also secure the axe and manage to keep it until after Halloween. Many of the teachers have converted their offices into little traps, puzzles, and other challenges for you to face in your quest to find the hatchet, so you have to be careful, you have to be smart, you have to be sneaky, and you have to be badass."
With that, she dramatically swung the axe so that it thunked into the wood of the desk.
Don't worry about it; she'll pay for it.
"Everything officially starts at midnight tonight. You can work together, but just remember that only one person can claim the title, so together can only get you so far. You can use the class period today to strategize with your classmates if you want, or to ask me any questions involving the heist, or make your own strategies, or if you feel you're better off planning outside of the classroom right now, then go do that. I expect at least one of you to walk in here next week victorious."
And if not? She was definitely blaming that on having lost a whole month of working with these students and blaming it 100% on Summer Smith.
"Don't disappoint me."
[[ the BABHH 2021 Master Post to keep track of all shenanigans and happenings can be found here! This will be your one-stop shop for all questions, check-ins, changes, thoughts, ideas, etc, etc, etc! ]]
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