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The Modern World & You, Wednesday Second Period

"Greetings, greetings! Hopefully I won't be kicked out of my own class this time," Jaskier said with a sulky look at Yennefer.

"Don't be silly, bard. This week's lesson is something that everyone should know about," Yennefer said, smiling happily. She held up a small plastic rectangle. "Credit cards!"

"Fake money," Jaskier added. "It's nearly magic how it works. "

"This little card gives you unlimited money," Yennefer said. Then she admitted, reluctantly, "Allegedly you're expected to pay it back, but. Who cares? I'm not even from this reality, good luck with my 'credit score.'"

"And they just keep asking you to get new ones!" Guys. Seriously. "You know, if you used other names, you could always have one available."

Credit card fraud. That was credit card fraud.

"So remember, if you need easy money: credit cards! Now, let's discuss all the things we'll buy with our fake money cards."