wrongkindofsith: (At least one of us has a clue)
Cara ([personal profile] wrongkindofsith) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2021-09-30 06:23 pm
  • Add Memory
  • Share This Entry
Entry tags:

Bardic Inspiration 2: the Bardening, Thursday, Period 2

"Welcome back, welcome back!" Jaskier was ready for class, lute in hand. Because he was always excited for sharing the wonder of his craft.

Cara, on the other hand...

Hey! Cara was also very proud of her craft. Her violent, violent craft. "Today we're going to be talking about making people pay you." Since she was a good example who didn't bring her banned weapons to class you'd just have to imagine her significantly thumping an agiel against her palm.

"Tips!" Jaskier said, producing a ridiculous looking hat. "Because one can play to their hearts content, but that won't feed you at the end of the day."

"Unless you're persuasive." Another significant pause.

"Direct, friendly eye contact is a good method of guiltily people into tipping. Alcohol helps loosen the purse strings as well," Jaskier continued, worried this would turn into someone getting injured. Mostly him.

Cara abandoned subtlety and chose violence. "There's also violence."

"Or that," Jaskier granted. "How about we practice a bit?"

Yes, woo NPCakin into giving you cash.

Or just threaten to break his kneecaps, you know which Cara would approve of.