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fandomhigh2021-09-03 04:08 am
sword_chocobro) wrote in fandomhigh2021-09-03 04:08 am
How to Be A Chocobro; Friday, First Period [09/03].
Gladio and his dog had had a very productive last few days of sowing chaos, all a part of his evil plan, although, really, so far, all he'd really accomplished was unleashing the universe's sweetest puppy on unsuspecting bar patrons and tied up all his roommates and shoved them into various closets around their apartment.
Which was key to his ultimate evil plan, really! Because that meant he was not going to be burdened by some snooty guy with really pretty long hair and some less-snooty guy with the voice of a freakin' angel, and was going to run this class himself to recruit the students as minions to help him proceed on his malicious machinations.
So, yes, there was a person who looked, for all intents and purposes, like a ten-year-old boy standing in front of the classroom, with an adorable pitbull puppy eagerly panting at his side, grinning eagerly at the students.
"SO!" Gladio shouted, because he apparently only had one volume when it came to speaking right now. "I SEE YOU'VE ALL COME HERE FOR A CLASS CALLED 'HOW TO BE A CHOCOBRO.' I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND OF PROMPTO-SHIT, BUT GUESS WHAT? I'VE TAKEN CARE OF HIM AND THE OTHER TEACHER FOR THIS CLASS, SO YOU'VE JUST GOT ME! AND WE'RE GOING TO GO IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION! WE GOT A WORLD TO TAKE OVER!"
Because there was nothing quite like starting your day out with a child shouting at you about world domination.
"YOU," he informed them, with a lift of his chin and giving them a criticial look over, then nodded, as if deciding that, sure, they'll all do, "ARE NOW MY MINIONS, AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU BRING TO THE TABLE. SO LET ME KNOW YOUR NAME AND WHAT YOU THINK YOU," that was extra shouty!, "WILL DO TO SOW EVIL AND CHAOS. ESPECIALLY YOU, ARGENTUMassuming she was there.
"And don't worry," his voice dropped to a normal volume as he was trying to sort of make this an aside, but whispers and soft-speaking were non-existent to him right now, "Prompto's fine, I just had to get him out of the way so he didn't spoil my evil plans."
Because Gladio may look like he was ten, but he was still very much himself, just a lot more evil and a lot more shouty. So he figured she might be at least a little offended about the whole tying-up-her-brother thing.
He clapped his hands together and the puppy at his side let out a cheerful bark. "OKAY!" he shouted. "LET'S GO!"
Which was key to his ultimate evil plan, really! Because that meant he was not going to be burdened by some snooty guy with really pretty long hair and some less-snooty guy with the voice of a freakin' angel, and was going to run this class himself to recruit the students as minions to help him proceed on his malicious machinations.
So, yes, there was a person who looked, for all intents and purposes, like a ten-year-old boy standing in front of the classroom, with an adorable pitbull puppy eagerly panting at his side, grinning eagerly at the students.
"SO!" Gladio shouted, because he apparently only had one volume when it came to speaking right now. "I SEE YOU'VE ALL COME HERE FOR A CLASS CALLED 'HOW TO BE A CHOCOBRO.' I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND OF PROMPTO-SHIT, BUT GUESS WHAT? I'VE TAKEN CARE OF HIM AND THE OTHER TEACHER FOR THIS CLASS, SO YOU'VE JUST GOT ME! AND WE'RE GOING TO GO IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION! WE GOT A WORLD TO TAKE OVER!"
Because there was nothing quite like starting your day out with a child shouting at you about world domination.
"YOU," he informed them, with a lift of his chin and giving them a criticial look over, then nodded, as if deciding that, sure, they'll all do, "ARE NOW MY MINIONS, AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU BRING TO THE TABLE. SO LET ME KNOW YOUR NAME AND WHAT YOU THINK YOU," that was extra shouty!, "WILL DO TO SOW EVIL AND CHAOS. ESPECIALLY YOU, ARGENTUM
"And don't worry," his voice dropped to a normal volume as he was trying to sort of make this an aside, but whispers and soft-speaking were non-existent to him right now, "Prompto's fine, I just had to get him out of the way so he didn't spoil my evil plans."
Because Gladio may look like he was ten, but he was still very much himself, just a lot more evil and a lot more shouty. So he figured she might be at least a little offended about the whole tying-up-her-brother thing.
He clapped his hands together and the puppy at his side let out a cheerful bark. "OKAY!" he shouted. "LET'S GO!"
Re: Listen to the Lecture - Chocobros, 09/03.
(She was still vaguely hoping he’d wind up being forced to attend this class because she thought that was hilarious.)
(And, sure, she could just ask any of the boyos what they were doing about Noctis but, like…………. No? Her speculation was more fun to indulge in! And Box!Noctis would probably be a best-selling toy! Who wouldn’t want a prince-in-a-box?)
ANYWAY.
Nina wasn’t getting the answer to that question today but, like, as soon as she’d entered the class, she’d started recording and, just like, this was A+ footage and it was being sent to Iris right away with a caption that simply read:
oooooooohmygoooooooooosh!!!!!??!?!?!!!!!!!!!
Re: Listen to the Lecture - Chocobros, 09/03.
ohmygosh is that GLADDY? What is he doing? How did he get so young? What is happening there right now???
She'd heard about some of the weird things at that school, especially through Nina, but this was amazing!
Re: Listen to the Lecture - Chocobros, 09/03.
Nina was not very worried about any of this, no.
We're his minions apparently??????????? has Gladio ever wanted to take over the world before??????!?!?!
Re: Listen to the Lecture - Chocobros, 09/03.
U should really tell him he needs to use his inside voice! This is amazing! And I don't think he has, but I'll have to ask our dad! He should know!
Oh, thank the gods Prince Noctis had some vague, independent prince study program/training thing going on right now with some other members of the Crownsguard like her father that gave Gladio more free time to go do...
THIS.
Are Prompto and Ignis little too???
If they were, she would have to demand pictures, if only because she actually couldn't imagine Ignis ever being young!!