fandomhigh | Bardic Inspiration - 5th Period

"The classroom wasn't set up for a nap for a change! But, in the teachers' defense, things tended to conspire against them in being able to get anything done this session.

Which might have been planned by Cara.

"Welcome back, welcome back," Jaskier said, heedless of this terrible potential crime.

Cara wasn't admitting to anything, and today the island couldn't make her. "It has been brought to my attention that there is one bardic skill it's imperative that we cover."

"Seduction," Jaskier filled in with aplomb. "My very first experience on this island was being kidnapped by this horrid goat man who kept us all in a volcano. But did I let that stop me? No. I had a plan and I seduced that goat man to escape."

Did it actually work that way? Ehhhh.

"I thought that was the pirate with the bad moustache?" Oh, look, was that a strangled noise coming from Adora in the back? Maybe.

"He was there too," Jaskier assured her. "It was a group effort."

"Right." Cara sounded extremely dubious. "You don't have to incorporate singing in your seduction efforts."

"But it helps," Jaskier said brightly, fiddling with the controls to get various NPC seduction targets to appear in the danger shop. Oddly, they all ended up just being NPCakin in different outfits.

Sexy outfits.

Cara still wasn't admitting to anything, but she did look very pleased with herself.