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fandomhigh2006-04-12 06:21 am
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School Announcements, April 12
The announcements are really disgustingly prompt this morning. No. They don't sound disgruntled or irritable. Not at all.
"Good morning. All --"
"Ay-yi-yi, Zordon! It's completely shorted out! I don't know -- *SPLASH* -- how to fix it!"
"All students are advised that the slime attacks are continuing today, and rumors of similar incidents involving water --" *tidal wave crash* -- "have now been confirmed. We have yet to hear of any severely adverse side effects. Please continue to proceed with caution, watch your step, and if you do fall victim to the slime, make sure to shower thoroughly. Thank you."
"Good morning. All --"
"Ay-yi-yi, Zordon! It's completely shorted out! I don't know -- *SPLASH* -- how to fix it!"
"All students are advised that the slime attacks are continuing today, and rumors of similar incidents involving water --" *tidal wave crash* -- "have now been confirmed. We have yet to hear of any severely adverse side effects. Please continue to proceed with caution, watch your step, and if you do fall victim to the slime, make sure to shower thoroughly. Thank you."
