fandomhigh | Adventures in Adventuring, Thursday

So, the class was back in that one tavern that they always seemed to go back to. Might be more of Magnus' lingering influence there. But this time there was a stage. Because Jaskier.

"Hello, hello!" Jaskier said cheerfully. "Welcome back to Adventures in Adventuring. That... that is the class name, right?"

Look, he was still getting there at being a teacher.

"Yes." Cara thought it was a stupid name, but she also didn't care enough to come up with a new one. "Today we're covering an important topic."

"Payment," Jaskier said with a very serious nod. "You can't just go about adventuring without payment. You'd starve and die within a month."

"Some people might argue a good deed is its own reward." Richard. "Those people are wrong."

"Now, you could get the payment up front, or you could threaten people into paying you once the job is done, but I've found that a bit of viral marketing does wonders to guilt people into paying for services rendered." Oh no, he had his lute out.

Oh no, indeed. "I think that falls under threats."

Way harsh, Cara.

Jaskier gasped at that, hand to his chest in hurt. "I'll have you know that it's my most famous of songs," he said, already started in the intro cords.

Let this be a lesson that famous wasn't the same as good, everyone.