Try Not to Die, Thursday, May 20, 2021

[sith_happened]

"Hello again, everyone," Anakin said as Ben waved, "and welcome to our second trip. Today we are traveling to--" he smacked the map out in front of the Portalocity office, pointing to somewhere vaguely Africa, "Ouagadougou, in Burkina Faso. Please go through the portal, pick up your live chickens, and prepare to race!"

"Wait, their what?" Ben asked, blinking.

"Live chickens," Anakin said.

"Your brain absolutely terrifies me," Ben said.

Comments

Re: Detour: Shake Your Pans or Shake Your Booty

[mylandmyrules]

Nell was NOT shaking her booty. Definitelt not something even a church woman who wasn't a church woman any more would do. So she panned for gold,

And then had to chase down her chicken.