Try Not to Die, Thursday, May 20, 2021

[sith_happened]

"Hello again, everyone," Anakin said as Ben waved, "and welcome to our second trip. Today we are traveling to--" he smacked the map out in front of the Portalocity office, pointing to somewhere vaguely Africa, "Ouagadougou, in Burkina Faso. Please go through the portal, pick up your live chickens, and prepare to race!"

"Wait, their what?" Ben asked, blinking.

"Live chickens," Anakin said.

"Your brain absolutely terrifies me," Ben said.

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Re: Check In!

[momslilassassin]

Ben had a very bad feeling about that, yeah, so he piped up before Anakin could say anything. "Let's leave the chickens here," he said. "You're seventh today."

Re: Check In!

[notfinishedyet]

Good thinking, Ben.

Enola held out the chicken who seemed grateful to get away from Enola. "His or her name is Mycroft. Feel free to use him as you see fit. As long as I no longer have to deal with him."

Chicken Mycroft and the real Mycroft seemed to have the same tendencies to annoy Enola.