Try Not to Die, Thursday, May 20, 2021

[sith_happened]

"Hello again, everyone," Anakin said as Ben waved, "and welcome to our second trip. Today we are traveling to--" he smacked the map out in front of the Portalocity office, pointing to somewhere vaguely Africa, "Ouagadougou, in Burkina Faso. Please go through the portal, pick up your live chickens, and prepare to race!"

"Wait, their what?" Ben asked, blinking.

"Live chickens," Anakin said.

"Your brain absolutely terrifies me," Ben said.

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Re: Check In!

[x_discospider_x]

"Charles," Troy scolded his chicken at one point after he realized he wasn't even sure they were even in the same city anymore, "you are terrible at this. Aren't you supposed to be from here?"

Well. That's what he got for trusting a chicken as a navigator.

She just seemed so legit, though!

Eventually, though, he ditched the idea of listening to the chicken and that was when he finally made it to the check-in point, shaking his head and feeling like an idiot for having so much faith in poultry.

Re: Check In!

[sith_happened]

"Welcome," Anakin said. "Finally."