Try Not to Die, Thursday, May 20, 2021

[sith_happened]

"Hello again, everyone," Anakin said as Ben waved, "and welcome to our second trip. Today we are traveling to--" he smacked the map out in front of the Portalocity office, pointing to somewhere vaguely Africa, "Ouagadougou, in Burkina Faso. Please go through the portal, pick up your live chickens, and prepare to race!"

"Wait, their what?" Ben asked, blinking.

"Live chickens," Anakin said.

"Your brain absolutely terrifies me," Ben said.

Comments

Re: Detour: Shake Your Pans or Shake Your Booty

[x_discospider_x]

Live chickens aside, Troy was definitely feeling like there was absolutely no way he could go wrong with anything that involved shaking his booty.

Troy, of course, had been wrong.

In part because there really was no such thing as 'live chickens aside,' and in part because, apparently, krumping was not 'traditional' enough for those 'celebrity' judges.

Celebrity? Then how come he'd never heard of them? Ummm, checkmate, Burkino Faso! So there.