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fandomhigh2021-05-20 09:35 pm
wrongkindofsith) wrote in fandomhigh2021-05-20 09:35 pm
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Adventures in Adventuring, Thursday, 5th Period
This week didn't find the class back in the tavern as before. Oh no, instead, it was on the high seas! Hopefully no one got sea sick easily.
"Today is about alternate forms of combat!" Jaskier shouted over the sound of the waves. Because wow, the programming was committed to being on the high seas.
"Sometimes violence isn't the answer," Cara added grudgingly. Not because she didn't think they weren't about to learn a valuable skill, but because this meant agreeing with Jaskier. "Sometimes you have to be subtle."
Of course, everyone here was in the wrong class for subtle.
What even was subtle? Don't know her.
"Seduction!" Jaskier said brightly. "Which is perfectly viable even with evil goat men, I've found." Ya'll better be glad it was Cara in this class and not Sea Hawk.
You'd already be singing Krampy Baby, guys.
"Your task today will be to convince the pirate captain to let you leave with your lives and most of your dignity intact," Cara said. "One way or another."
As if on cue, a second ship appeared along the one they were one and a bejewelled, pantless pirate swung over the side to land on the deck in a very rakish, dashing manner. "Time to surrender, sweet things!"
Cara frowned at the Danger Shop remote. She could've sworn she'd chosen a different pirate captain.
"Today is about alternate forms of combat!" Jaskier shouted over the sound of the waves. Because wow, the programming was committed to being on the high seas.
"Sometimes violence isn't the answer," Cara added grudgingly. Not because she didn't think they weren't about to learn a valuable skill, but because this meant agreeing with Jaskier. "Sometimes you have to be subtle."
Of course, everyone here was in the wrong class for subtle.
What even was subtle? Don't know her.
"Seduction!" Jaskier said brightly. "Which is perfectly viable even with evil goat men, I've found." Ya'll better be glad it was Cara in this class and not Sea Hawk.
You'd already be singing Krampy Baby, guys.
"Your task today will be to convince the pirate captain to let you leave with your lives and most of your dignity intact," Cara said. "One way or another."
As if on cue, a second ship appeared along the one they were one and a bejewelled, pantless pirate swung over the side to land on the deck in a very rakish, dashing manner. "Time to surrender, sweet things!"
Cara frowned at the Danger Shop remote. She could've sworn she'd chosen a different pirate captain.
Seduce the Sexy Pantless Pirate - AiA 02
"Well, what do we have here?" Captain NPCBela said as she swaggered along the deck.
Volunteers?
Re: Seduce the Sexy Pantless Pirate - AiA 02
"Ah!" he declared. "Marvelous! Just the individual I was hoping to find! After all, I can only assume by your commanding presence and assured stride that you must be the captain of this fine vessel, are you not?"
Re: Seduce the Sexy Pantless Pirate - AiA 02
Honestly, half Sidon's work was done for him by NPCBela taking one look at him and seeing a challenge. A sexy, sexy challenge.