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Adventures in Adventuring, Thursday - 5th Period
Class began, as so many of Cara's recent classes had, in a bar. Or at least a simulation of one. However unlike the tavern Sim, her co-teacher was less familiar.
Which probably explained the grumpy expression.
"Welcome to Adventures in Adventuring," Jaskier said, totally rallying all his enthusiasm for her. "A class I hadn't been aware that I was teaching until today. But we're perfectly able to adapt, are we not, lovely co-teacher?"
Jaskier. Jaskier, no.
"I'm sure we will," Cara said through teeth that were just barely not clenched. "Somehow."
That 'somehow' did not bode well for anyone.
"First we ought to learn all your names, and then perhaps what sort of adventuring experience you have," Jaskier said, making the poor, poor choice of putting his hand on Cara's shoulder. Look. Look. He somehow got Geralt to accept his handsy affection. He thought it would work everywhere.
JASKIER, NO.
Cara smiled at Jaskier far, far too sweetly. "Or we could go with the traditional way of meeting people at the start of an adventure." At least traditional as explained by Magnus. "In a bar fight."
One started by, say, a squeaking bard flying across the bar to collide with the roughest looking tough in the room. Who promptly tossed him over the bartop and the entire simulated bar broke out into just complete chaos. So. You know. Have fun with that, everyone!
Which probably explained the grumpy expression.
"Welcome to Adventures in Adventuring," Jaskier said, totally rallying all his enthusiasm for her. "A class I hadn't been aware that I was teaching until today. But we're perfectly able to adapt, are we not, lovely co-teacher?"
Jaskier. Jaskier, no.
"I'm sure we will," Cara said through teeth that were just barely not clenched. "Somehow."
That 'somehow' did not bode well for anyone.
"First we ought to learn all your names, and then perhaps what sort of adventuring experience you have," Jaskier said, making the poor, poor choice of putting his hand on Cara's shoulder. Look. Look. He somehow got Geralt to accept his handsy affection. He thought it would work everywhere.
JASKIER, NO.
Cara smiled at Jaskier far, far too sweetly. "Or we could go with the traditional way of meeting people at the start of an adventure." At least traditional as explained by Magnus. "In a bar fight."
One started by, say, a squeaking bard flying across the bar to collide with the roughest looking tough in the room. Who promptly tossed him over the bartop and the entire simulated bar broke out into just complete chaos. So. You know. Have fun with that, everyone!
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