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Anakin Skywalker ([personal profile] sith_happened) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2021-05-12 09:06 am
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Summer Shenanigans, Wednesday, May 12, 2021

Good morning, everyone! It's time for another summer of Anakin Skywalker Thinks This Teaches Team Building and Also Amuses Himself (Mostly the Second Thing) but "Shenanigans" Is Easier!

The bleachers for viewing were set up in the park backed up to the pond and near the Belthazor Commemorative Divot. Food vendors, remembering how this worked, had arrived with hot dog, popcorn, and rum for the squirrels. Huge flatscreens were set up facing the bleachers, which gave people a hint that today's event would not just stay inside the park, and the cameras were trained at...well, ankle height or the sky for now because squirrels and rum.

Anakin and his bullhorn were standing behind a folding table stacked high with brightly patterned shirts and people who had been here before knew that just because the shirts were free, it never, ever meant you wanted to wear them.

"GOOD MORNING!" he boomed through the bullhorn when enough people were gathered. Just behind the table, invisible because of the piles of shirts, Beaker meeped cheerfully. "Welcome to another summer of team building activities!"

He might be waiting for a while if he was expecting cheers, just saying.

"Today, as has become tradition, we shall conduct a relay race around the island to acquaint you newcomers with where things are!" he said. "Please listen as your name is called and then come up for your festive t-shirts. We shall have three teams of eight."

TEAM CATS
Sakaki
Miles
Bob
Rosa
Belle
Juillene
Duke
Harry

TEAM GRAFFITI
Enola
Nina
Summer
Prompto
Malia
Annie
Wanda
Clare

TEAM SAFARI
Hannibal
Stark
Rey
Travis
Elli
Tisarwat
Alara
Liam

After everyone had gotten their shirts and teams settled, Anakin reached for the bullhorn again. "Today, we are going without powers if you have any!" he yelled, which still not necessary with a bullhorn, Anakin. "First two team members to the starting line, the rest of you handwavily find your stations around the island! Ready, steady--go!"
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Re: LEG 3

[personal profile] noonedecidesmyfate 2021-05-12 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"What," Belle asked no one in particular but probably Rosa since they were meant to be teammates, "what even is a burpee?"

It would be a miracle if they won.
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Re: LEG 3

[personal profile] died8yearsago 2021-05-12 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Rosa rolled her eyes, because it would figure, she gets something she could bust out pretty easily and gets sidled with a teammate who was clueless.

"It's an exercise move," she explained quickly. "It's super annoying. C'mon." She shoved the hat at Belle, took the belly board for herself. "I'll show you when we get there. There's not time."

Look.

These events were very serious business. Okay? Rosa hated losing.
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Re: LEG 3

[personal profile] noonedecidesmyfate 2021-05-12 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes, ma'am," Belle said, taking the hat. "Lead the way."

Belle was definitely not leading. But somehow she felt like disappointing Rosa here would end very poorly.
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Re: LEG 3

[personal profile] designateddadfriend 2021-05-12 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Maya would have been so disappointed with Travis's burpees. He had not been keeping up properly with her olympic level training regimine.

He was trying not to think about that right now. At least Probie seemed to be having fun? Her tail was wagging hard enough, anyway.
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Re: LEG 3

[personal profile] snowdroplace 2021-05-12 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
At least Travis knew what a burpee was!

And, poor Elli, who hadn't much appreciated all the running and the stairs either, who was clutching a stitch in her side as she eyed what he was doing with just open dismay.

She had to do what?
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Re: LEG 3

[personal profile] designateddadfriend 2021-05-13 01:10 am (UTC)(link)

"Try not to think about it," Travis advised. "Mind over matter. Focus on something else you really like and let your body just move."

It wouldn't work. But hey, it was worth a try?

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Re: LEG 3

[personal profile] desertwolfcub 2021-05-12 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't understand this game," Malia said. "What are we running away from?"
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Re: LEG 3

[personal profile] hashtag_chocobro 2021-05-12 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
"The...clock, I guess?" Prompto offered with a shrug and a little bit of a grin. "Hopefully the others if we leave them in our dust, right?" The grin grew little more. "It's just supposed to be fun, anyway."

Yes, Prompto, keep convincing yourself that somehow the words burpees and fun could be included in the same sentence.
Edited 2021-05-12 16:31 (UTC)
desertwolfcub: (um what?)

Re: LEG 3

[personal profile] desertwolfcub 2021-05-12 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Malia's look likely made it clear for Prompto just what she thought of about running for fun.

"Okay," she said after a minute. "And what's a 'burpee'?"
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Re: LEG 3

[personal profile] hashtag_chocobro 2021-05-12 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
As an avid jogger who definitely didn't do it for the fun of it, the tilt of Prompto's grin was sympathetic until Malia asked her question. And then he could only groan and roll his eyes.

"Only the worst thing ever," he comissersted. Gladio, of course, was nuts for them. "It's this exercise move, where you--"

But he cut himself off, shaking his head. "You know what? Let's get to the Station first, I'll show you when we get there, then maybe the demonstration can count towards one of the twenty."
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Re: LEG 3

[personal profile] desertwolfcub 2021-05-12 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)

Malia shrugged. "Okay." She gestured to the street. "Lead the way, I guess."