Sex Ed, Tuesday

[rebelseekspizza]

"Hey guys!"

Dante was alone at the front of the class this time. "So Kathy got stuck in portal traffic, like, f-- hell, who knew that was a thing, right?"

He held up a stack of papers.

"I got your test right here," he said. "No shenanigans. So uh, have at."

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[rebelseekspizza]

For the last time!

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[gospel_of_oblivion]

Illyana Rasputin

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[howareyanow]

Wayne

Do the Test!

[rebelseekspizza]

Do the Test! - Question 1

[rebelseekspizza]

Describe a way to get proper consent from someone you're about to have sex with.

Re: Do the Test! - Question 1

[gospel_of_oblivion]

Use your big kid words and ASK. Don't assume.

Yes, this was slightly ironic coming from Illyana 'I don't like to talk about my Feelings' Rasputina. And she was aware of it. But that really just made it more entertaining.

Do the Test! - Question 2

[rebelseekspizza]

When is it acceptable for someone to refuse a condom?

(It's a trick question.)

Re: Do the Test! - Question 2

[gospel_of_oblivion]

When they are refusing sex.

What? If they didn't want sex, they didn't need to have a condom!

Do the Test! - Question 3

[rebelseekspizza]

Name at least two things that can go horribly wrong when you have sex.

Re: Do the Test! - Question 3

[gospel_of_oblivion]

1) STDs.
2) Physical injury.
3) Day/Week-after embarassment if you were under the influce of alcohol or sex pollen.

Do the Test! - Question 4

[rebelseekspizza]

Write down one thing you learned about taking care of a baby in the past semester.

Re: Do the Test! - Question 4

[gospel_of_oblivion]

I am really not suited for small children. I don't like being in charge of their wellbeing. And if it were real, I probably traumatized it since I quit trying to stick to 'human.'

Do the Test! - Question 5

[rebelseekspizza]

What sexual orientations are there?

Re: Do the Test! - Question 5

[gospel_of_oblivion]

Pretty much infinite, because it's a big multiverse and there's a lot of gender expression out there, which means infinite types of attraction.

The most common on Earth seem to be: lesbian, gay, bisexual, pansexual (yes they are different), asexual, demisexual, heterosexual, and tragically heterosexual.

ILLYANA. NO.

Talk to the Teacher

[rebelseekspizza]

Dante's leaning into that desk, kinda looking forward to running to Chilly Boulder after this.

[rebelseekspizza]

The last hour and a half has been... hectic.