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fandomhigh2021-02-02 04:26 pm
rebelseekspizza) wrote in fandomhigh2021-02-02 04:26 pm
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Sexual Health and Education, Tuesday
"Hey, kids!"
Well, one of their teachers was here today. The one who liked to lounge on the desk, and yeah, Dante was doing a lot of lounging right now. "Kathy's kinda sick right now," he said. "And... she's the one with the syllabus, so we're just gonna wing this today."
It was gonna end well!
"So a couple classes ago, Eleanor, who is fucking awesome, talked to the class about how movie sex differs from reality," he said. "Today, we're gonna go look at this YouTube video I found of movie sex scenes, and I want you guys to make a list of all the shit that could and would go wrong if these people were actually having sex in, like, reality."
Beat.
"That's it, have fun."
Well, one of their teachers was here today. The one who liked to lounge on the desk, and yeah, Dante was doing a lot of lounging right now. "Kathy's kinda sick right now," he said. "And... she's the one with the syllabus, so we're just gonna wing this today."
It was gonna end well!
"So a couple classes ago, Eleanor, who is fucking awesome, talked to the class about how movie sex differs from reality," he said. "Today, we're gonna go look at this YouTube video I found of movie sex scenes, and I want you guys to make a list of all the shit that could and would go wrong if these people were actually having sex in, like, reality."
Beat.
"That's it, have fun."
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