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Sexual Health and Education, Tuesday
As the students filed into class, they'd find one of their teachers - the one with the white hair - leaning casually against the desk as he unpeeled a banana. Dante said nothing, but he was smirking.
The pile of dental dams and condoms sitting in two neat jars next to him probably said enough about today's class topic, though.
Shocking no one, their dark-haired teacher was massaging her temples. As if she had a headache. For some reason or another.
It was a mystery.
"So, class," she said, already resigned even though the bell had only just rung. "Today we're talking about safer sex. There is no actual 'safe' sex, beyond abstinence - anytime bodies are involved, there's always some kind of risk - but there are plenty of precautions that you can take that minimize those risks down to fractions of a percent. And for most of us, that's close enough to zero to count."
"I mean, not that abstinence isn't okay if that's the way you wanna go," Dante said, grinning. He considered the banana. He was kinda hungry. "But if you're not into that kinda thing, it helps to use protection. For dudes and other people with penises, that usually comes down to wearing a condom." He fished one out of the jar and waved it at them. "We'll show you how to make that work in a sec, but Kathy here's gonna get into vaginas first."
More of that nose-pinching. "So, for people who have vaginas," she explained, holding up a square bit of latex, "we have dental dams to help keep oral sex safe and healthy. After you remove the dental dam from its wrapping, you should lay it flat, covering the entirety of the vulva - especially if either party has herpes or other transmissible STI - but most specifically over the vaginal opening." Deep breath, Kathy, you got this. "These can also be used to cover the anus for people engaging in analingus - rimming - and in the same fashion. But, for both, err, sides, anything that involves penetration of those orifices should involve a condom."
Good job, Kath, you survived. "Obviously, you want to use a new condom every time you have oral sex, discarding a dental dam after it has been used, and you don't want to move the dam from one area to another. Either use a new dam or pick only one thing to do."
"Always pack two," Dante said merrily, holding his fingers up in a v-shape to indicate 'two'. And possibly to troll Kathy.
She hated him, class. Absolutely hated him. "Or, if you don't have a second dental dam, you can make one out of a condom." See? Not at all fazed Dante. "But make sure you have enough of those handy, too."
"Which brings us to these," Dante said, holding up the now-defoiled condom. "People with dicks, always wear 'em unless you have genuine consent from the other person or people involved." A beat. "It's pretty easy. Make sure it's facing the right way up and the rim's like, on the outside..."
He lowered it towards the banana. "Pinch the little bag thing at the top..." He put it on the banana, "And then just roll that baby all the way down." He slid it down to the banana peel. "And you're done. Fuck away."
He smirked. "And no 'I'm too big for condoms' bullshit, either. They can go pretty big. In fact..."
Had anyone noticed that big bag sitting by the desk? Well, he was tipping it over and all kinds of... largely, but not exclusively, phallic objects rolled out. "You guys can test that out right now."
"Dante," Kathy hissed. "Did you raid my inventory for this demonstration?"
"I plead the fifth," Dante said, beaming.
"Normal people just demonstrate stretchability by filling them up with water," Kathy growled. "But yes. 'this won't fit' is bullshit, 'it doesn't feel as good' is bullshit, any excuse someone offers to get out of wearing a condom is bullshit if the other person is not comfortable with it. If they have a latex allergy, there are non-latex condoms out there that work just fine."
"So there you go," Dante smirked. "Next week, other birth control shit. This week, have fun."
The pile of dental dams and condoms sitting in two neat jars next to him probably said enough about today's class topic, though.
Shocking no one, their dark-haired teacher was massaging her temples. As if she had a headache. For some reason or another.
It was a mystery.
"So, class," she said, already resigned even though the bell had only just rung. "Today we're talking about safer sex. There is no actual 'safe' sex, beyond abstinence - anytime bodies are involved, there's always some kind of risk - but there are plenty of precautions that you can take that minimize those risks down to fractions of a percent. And for most of us, that's close enough to zero to count."
"I mean, not that abstinence isn't okay if that's the way you wanna go," Dante said, grinning. He considered the banana. He was kinda hungry. "But if you're not into that kinda thing, it helps to use protection. For dudes and other people with penises, that usually comes down to wearing a condom." He fished one out of the jar and waved it at them. "We'll show you how to make that work in a sec, but Kathy here's gonna get into vaginas first."
More of that nose-pinching. "So, for people who have vaginas," she explained, holding up a square bit of latex, "we have dental dams to help keep oral sex safe and healthy. After you remove the dental dam from its wrapping, you should lay it flat, covering the entirety of the vulva - especially if either party has herpes or other transmissible STI - but most specifically over the vaginal opening." Deep breath, Kathy, you got this. "These can also be used to cover the anus for people engaging in analingus - rimming - and in the same fashion. But, for both, err, sides, anything that involves penetration of those orifices should involve a condom."
Good job, Kath, you survived. "Obviously, you want to use a new condom every time you have oral sex, discarding a dental dam after it has been used, and you don't want to move the dam from one area to another. Either use a new dam or pick only one thing to do."
"Always pack two," Dante said merrily, holding his fingers up in a v-shape to indicate 'two'. And possibly to troll Kathy.
She hated him, class. Absolutely hated him. "Or, if you don't have a second dental dam, you can make one out of a condom." See? Not at all fazed Dante. "But make sure you have enough of those handy, too."
"Which brings us to these," Dante said, holding up the now-defoiled condom. "People with dicks, always wear 'em unless you have genuine consent from the other person or people involved." A beat. "It's pretty easy. Make sure it's facing the right way up and the rim's like, on the outside..."
He lowered it towards the banana. "Pinch the little bag thing at the top..." He put it on the banana, "And then just roll that baby all the way down." He slid it down to the banana peel. "And you're done. Fuck away."
He smirked. "And no 'I'm too big for condoms' bullshit, either. They can go pretty big. In fact..."
Had anyone noticed that big bag sitting by the desk? Well, he was tipping it over and all kinds of... largely, but not exclusively, phallic objects rolled out. "You guys can test that out right now."
"Dante," Kathy hissed. "Did you raid my inventory for this demonstration?"
"I plead the fifth," Dante said, beaming.
"Normal people just demonstrate stretchability by filling them up with water," Kathy growled. "But yes. 'this won't fit' is bullshit, 'it doesn't feel as good' is bullshit, any excuse someone offers to get out of wearing a condom is bullshit if the other person is not comfortable with it. If they have a latex allergy, there are non-latex condoms out there that work just fine."
"So there you go," Dante smirked. "Next week, other birth control shit. This week, have fun."
Play with Condoms!
Or just play with dental dams. That's fun too.
Re: Play with Condoms!
...yes, she absolutely was, poking at all of it with sort of detached interest.
Re: Play with Condoms!