Ethics, Friday, December 4, 2020

[sith_happened]

So Anakin had gotten a shower full of eggnog today, so he hair wasn't glitty, but it was definitely deeply conditioned and the weirdness was on his mind.

"Good mornng, everyone," he began, "and for you new students, welcome to Fandom Advent where weird, winter-holiday themed things will be sprung on you throughout the month of December. We could argue about the ethics of things happening to you without your consent but...well, arguing against an island seems like an enormous waste of time, and locking yourself in your room until it all goes away seems fairly pointless as well. So. How do you learn to be resisilient in the face of such aggressive whimsy? Do you take it in good humor or complain the entire time? Does it matter what the event is? Is mistletoe annoying and polar bears with soda fine? Where is your line?"

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[sith_happened]

Are you already over Fandom Advent on this, the 4th of December?

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[gospel_of_oblivion]

"I draw the line at eggnog showers."

Mind you, 'Yana was perfectly clean and did not smell like eggnog. Because after getting hit in the face with a blast of hot eggnog, she'd panicked, teleported to Limbo, and opted to wash herself off in a lake there rather than immediately return to Fandom.

It was the longest she'd been there since she'd killed Belasco become its Queen. It was putting her in a fairly shitty mood.

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[sith_happened]

"Sometimes it's wine," Anakin said, making nothing better.

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[gospel_of_oblivion]

"Wine doesn't have dairy in it, and I have a lot of hair," she complained, wrinkling her nose. "Wine is just sour, not like spoiled milk."

Though now she was wondering if wine would end up turning her hair purple.