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fandomhigh2020-11-23 10:01 am
badassprodigy) wrote in fandomhigh2020-11-23 10:01 am
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Fuck Yeah Science - Monday, Period 1
Arriving in the classroom today, students would find Barry standing next to a giant swirling pink colored portal.
"No universe hopping around today," Barry said waving for everyone to follow him through the portal. "I just thought a place that was sunny and warm would be more appropriate."
As the students did pass through the portal they would find themselves in a nice meadow with a sunny sky above them. In fact it might just be a tad bit too warm for fall clothing. Around the spot where they landed they would find the changing tents and a table which had various vials on them.
And as usual there was another table just with books.
"Today we are going to study photosynthesis. And by study, I mean experience it first hand."
He gestured towards the vials. "By drinking these you will turn into a plant. You can choose from being a tree or a type of flower. Whateverhandwavy variety is available to you. In the tent you will find clothing that will change with you as you turn into a plant and then turn back into clothes when you are done, so modesty shouldn't be an issue. Also? You will still have the ability to think and communicate via talking because-"
Barry then went into a ten minute discussion involving comic book logic that would allow a human to transform into a plant and yet still keep their brain and be able to talk. Yes it's weird. Just roll with it.
"- and then after an hour your DNA will be returned to normal. As usual if you are not up to the experiment? You can go over to the study table and write an essay instead. Any questions?"
"No universe hopping around today," Barry said waving for everyone to follow him through the portal. "I just thought a place that was sunny and warm would be more appropriate."
As the students did pass through the portal they would find themselves in a nice meadow with a sunny sky above them. In fact it might just be a tad bit too warm for fall clothing. Around the spot where they landed they would find the changing tents and a table which had various vials on them.
And as usual there was another table just with books.
"Today we are going to study photosynthesis. And by study, I mean experience it first hand."
He gestured towards the vials. "By drinking these you will turn into a plant. You can choose from being a tree or a type of flower. Whatever
Barry then went into a ten minute discussion involving comic book logic that would allow a human to transform into a plant and yet still keep their brain and be able to talk. Yes it's weird. Just roll with it.
"- and then after an hour your DNA will be returned to normal. As usual if you are not up to the experiment? You can go over to the study table and write an essay instead. Any questions?"
Turn into a plant!
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