Ethics, Friday, November 20, 2020

[sith_happened]

Welcome, students, to Ethics class, currently being presided over by a surly teenager with the galaxy's most unfortunate haircut.

"Hi," Anakin said, hopping down from the desk he'd been sitting on, swinging his booted legs. "Apparently I'm supposed to be talking to you about making correct moral choices or something today."

He made a face. This assignment had Obi-Wan's meddling written all over it. "But that sounds super boring. So instead we're going over to the Flight Shed to play with the simulators and shoot droids out of the sky!"

Much more fun.

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Re: Listen to the lecture!

[bookbeltof_love]

"Then, like, you really suck," she said, and she didn't even know her dad-in-all-but-name was also a kid yet. "And you've got some toddlers you're going to have to take care of since you stole their parents from them!!!!!!!"

Re: Listen to the lecture!

[x_discospider_x]

"Wait, what?" You definitely lost him on that one, Nina. "Toddlers? Where do toddlers come into the picture?"

Did Summer even have kids? All she ever did was talk about her cats, so he assumed a big nope on that one.

Re: Listen to the lecture!

[bookbeltof_love]

"If you caused all of this," she waved her hand dramatically, "then you've got to step up and make up for it!!!!!!!! That means Miss Kitty's daughter Lexi is going to need you to help since both her parents are kids again and Bus Dean's kids, Christopher and Juliette, are probably in the same boat!!!!!!!!"

Nina fixed him with a Look.

"You're lucky Principal Winchester is still an adult or you'd have to look after Grace too!!!!!!!!!"

Re: Listen to the lecture!

[x_discospider_x]

"Wait, hold up," said Troy, who finally followed where Nina was going with that, and wanted to take back anything he'd thought about her being smart or clever. "When I said if I started something, I didn't mean..." He gestured with a finger to indicate the world as a whole, and then a gesture at Mr. Broods-a-Lot over there, "all this stuff in general. Obviously I didn't start that, anymore than you started the whole pony thing last weekend! What I meant was, if I started something with Summer, by...you know...because....she..." He lowered his voice, because this was clearly kind of embarrassing and weird to even talk about, "...obviously has a thing for me right now, and, okay, yes, I totally get it, but I really don't think this is a good time for me to be, you know," he was trying not to look at anyone in particular in this class, but was sort of failing, "locked down at this point in time...."

And then he just gave her such a look because...

"Really, though, Nina? You think I started this? Come on. I don't even have any magical powers."

Re: Listen to the lecture!

[bookbeltof_love]

Nina was going to roll her eyes so hard they might pop out of their sockets.

"I could've started the whole pony thing last weekend," she retorted because... er. Well. Given enough time she could totally do that. It would take a ton of work though. "And you could've tripped over something that triggered all of this!!!!!!!!!!! You're just trying to back out now because you're not man enough to look after little kids!!!!!!"

She didn't actually believe he'd started this but, like, she was all for heaping responsibility on a jerk like him.

"Maybe you should just fail Econ and leave Summer alone!!!!!!! You're not good enough for her!!!!!!!!!"

Re: Listen to the lecture!

[x_discospider_x]

Don't blame Troy! He was just a victim of the skewed meritocracy of the modern society in which he was raised!

And Nina...was so frustrating some times!

"I am not dating my teacher to get a better grade in Econ!" he decided, more out of spite now than anything else. "And I did not trip over something that caused all of the adults to become teenagers, nor am I going to take care of any of their kids, because, by your logic, you're saying me, a teenager myself, is capable of taking care of them, when they are also teenagers. Some of them," he gestured emphatically toward Mr. The Early Nineties Want Their Rattails Back over there, "are clearly even older than me! It's teens raising kids any way you look at, Nina!"