School Assembly, Wednesday, October 28, 2020

[sith_happened]

"Hello again, everyone," Anakin said as he wove his way around several motorized rickshaws to get up to the stage. "Today we--apparently--have another fun and interactive assembly that will no doubt teach you many useful things. Last week's, for instance, taught me it can take an entire week to remove garter snakes from an auditorium and I'm still not entirely convinced we found them all."

So sit with that little warning, kids.

"Today we have a special guest from outside of Fandom," he said, pulling out his index card. "Please welcome Iku Shiodome, who is here to talk about--"

There was an extremely long pause, and an even longer look at each member of the Student Council, "--Will You Fall In Love With A Rickshaw? I emphatically have no comment on this."

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Will You Fall In Love With A Rickshaw? - The Rickshaws!

[e_19]

Some of them even have police lights on them! Wait for the voluntolds to create a thread and then go climb in their rickshaws so they can help you and win your love!

Theoretically.

Look, it works for the train stations.

Re: Will You Fall In Love With A Rickshaw? - The Rickshaws!

[sparkinyou]

Miles came down to the stage looking a bit wary.

Was he about to literally turn into a rickshaw?

Hey, this island was really weird, okay?

Re: Will You Fall In Love With A Rickshaw? - The Rickshaws!

[sexy_giraffe]

"Ewwwww," Tahani said, loitering kind of near her rickshaw without looking like she had to be there. "I'm very good at advice, though!"

Not really, no.

Re: Will You Fall In Love With A Rickshaw? - The Rickshaws!

[howareyanow]

To say Wayne was more'n a little confused would be a understatement.

But he was here. And when a man...or a train station, apparentleh...asked fer help, you helped 'em.

So this should be...interesting.

Re: Will You Fall In Love With A Rickshaw? - The Rickshaws!

[scoffs_at_tradition]

Shuri, naturally, climbed right in. "So you're going to solve my problems?" she teased.

Re: Will You Fall In Love With A Rickshaw? - The Rickshaws!

[howareyanow]

Wayne's squint was deep with uncertainty, because he still wasn't even sure what exactleh it was they were doing up here, but there wasn't anyone else in this room he'd even want climbing into his rickshaw of love than Shuri, so this was fine.

If confusing.

"Can...confirm?" he said, sounding much less positive and firm about that as he usually did when saying those words, especially as he now grew a little concerned that there might actually be one when he went on to ask, "What's the problem?"

Re: Will You Fall In Love With A Rickshaw? - The Rickshaws!

[scoffs_at_tradition]

"Well, I appear to be sitting in a talking rickshaw, for one," Shuri teased.

Re: Will You Fall In Love With A Rickshaw? - The Rickshaws!

[howareyanow]

"....Could be worse problems," said Wayne, after a long, long moment. "Though is the problem the fact that yer sittin' in a rickshaw, or that the rickshaw is talkin'? Or....both?"

Re: Will You Fall In Love With A Rickshaw? - The Rickshaws!

[scoffs_at_tradition]

"I think the talking part is what's throwing me," Shuri decided, grinning.

Re: Will You Fall In Love With A Rickshaw? - The Rickshaws!

[howareyanow]

"OJ," said Wayne, who blinked a moment in thought before adding, "well, that's an easy enough fix."

And then that was it.

Because he fixed it.

Re: Will You Fall In Love With A Rickshaw? - The Rickshaws!

[scoffs_at_tradition]

It took Shuri a second to catch on, but when she did she laughed so hard she gave herself the hiccups.

Re: Will You Fall In Love With A Rickshaw? - The Rickshaws!

[howareyanow]

Which meant that the personification of the rickshaw had to leave for a second, since he couldn't really call out fer a bottle of water if he wasn't talking, but he returned soon enough with one, handing it over with a firm gip nod.

Re: Will You Fall In Love With A Rickshaw? - The Rickshaws!

[scoffs_at_tradition]

Shuri beamed at him. "What a full-service rickshaw I've found!"