Student Assembly, Wednesday, October 20, 2020

[sith_happened]

Welcome back from vacation, kids, have a giant, giant maze made of hay bales and pallet crates! You'll just have to stand by the walls while your speakers explain themselves.

Anakin wove his way up to the stage and gazed out a bit at the maze, smirked slightly, and then turned to the students. "Today we're going to hear from two more of our local townspeople. You might know of them from when they had a medium-speed rickshaw chase with a sentient fox. Do not follow that example, but welcome Steve McGarrett and Danny Williams anyway. They are here to tell you about," he pulled out his notecard, "Wilderness Survival Skills."

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Talk with Steve and Danny

[grenadesandohana]

Steve was still making the argument for the wild boar.

Re: Talk with Steve and Danny

[hatesparadise]

Yeah, it could go on a while.

"Where would you even get a wild boar here?"

Re: Talk with Steve and Danny

[grenadesandohana]

"There's a guy!"

The guy was definitely a cousin of the lizard smugglers.

Re: Talk with Steve and Danny

[hatesparadise]

"Oh, there's a guy, he says."

Re: Talk with Steve and Danny

[grenadesandohana]

"I know a guy!" Steve said.

He knew Kamekona, who knew all the guys.

Re: Talk with Steve and Danny

[hatesparadise]

"If it's Kamekona, I call bullshit."

Because that man did not 'know a guy' this far east,

Re: Talk with Steve and Danny

[grenadesandohana]

"Why is it bullshit if it's Kamekona?"

Because it was totally Kamekona.

Re: Talk with Steve and Danny

[hatesparadise]

"Because you can't always say Kamekona."

That was sound logic. Sure.

Re: Talk with Steve and Danny

[grenadesandohana]

"Why not?" Steve asked. "He knows everyone that Adam doesn't."

And Adam had the personality of a piece of wet cardboard.

Re: Talk with Steve and Danny

[hatesparadise]

Which was why Danny was giving him such a look. Because Adam's existence was as lacking as his personality.

Re: Talk with Steve and Danny

[grenadesandohana]

"You don't want to call Adam either, don't even pretend," Steve told him.

Re: Talk with Steve and Danny

[hatesparadise]

"Okay, maybe."

Re: Talk with Steve and Danny

[grenadesandohana]

"Good thing with have Kono to call him," Steve said with a little smirk.

Chin would cheerfully set himself on fire first.

Re: Talk with Steve and Danny

[hatesparadise]

"Yeah, 'good thing'." Adam was the worst and everyone knew it.

Except for that weird future period where he had a large side story because Steve decided to give him a job. Steve, explain.

Re: Talk with Steve and Danny

[grenadesandohana]

Steve's terrible habit of extending second chances to people who didn't deserve them? See also: Doris, entire relationship with.

"But Kamekona assured me that 30 to 50 feral pigs is basically the same as one Hawaiian wild boar."

Re: Talk with Steve and Danny

[hatesparadise]

STEVEN, THAT WAS SUCH A THING THAT DANNY WOULD... still try to help you while vocally expressing his displeasure over it. Damn it.

"...what."

Did he need an assault rifle for them?

Re: Talk with Steve and Danny

[grenadesandohana]

"But I didn't get them!" Steve said.

And really, wasn't that the important part?

Re: Talk with Steve and Danny

[hatesparadise]

"Well, thank god for that," Danny shot back.

Re: Talk with Steve and Danny

[grenadesandohana]

"You're welcome," Steve said like he was bestowing a great favor.

Re: Talk with Steve and Danny

[sparkinyou]

After navigating through the navigational operation maze, Miles settled down in a chair near Steve and Danny and just watched them bicker.

It's adorable really. He was even eating snacks because this was totally a reality TV show he'd watch.